The Suicide Game!

*sees shikis dead body* I WON *his body explodes killing me*

shiki walks into his bed room "WTF, WHY IS THERE A DAGGER IN MY DECOY (I WON THE FIGHT) and why are there parts of dett on my wall. SHIKI DIES OF PARTYING 2 HARD LATER THAT NIGHT. drops an atom

*riding bike and gets hit by explosion*

a piece of the muffler cuts through my head, but my potion revived me lols I WIN

*shiki throws away poition*
*it hits me*
*i drop a atomic bomb*

i walk in with an atomic bomb protector AND AN ATOMIC BOMB GOES OFF, "phew, thank god for meh protectoR" i say. all of the sudden, a baked chicken falls out of the sky and hits me on the head. i drop a save the queen (a sword in ffxii)

*picks up sword*
*sees explosion gets hit again
*sword flies*

starts flipping sword around like a ninja and slices his jugular dropping a half eaten orange

Takes the Orange and makes Grape juice I fall and the pitcher slips and breaks and I slide in the floor only to be nearly killed by a Klonoa Fan boy that had a weird resemblence to Grim. I run to tell shiki how i allmost died and about Man bear Pig when I trip on my shoe lace and get hit by a car.

Drops a photo showing off my Sexyness (XD)

*burns photo*
*jumps in death pit and leaves behind a crossbow*

there i was where dfett was..... i picked up his crossbow. i used one of my bows i didnt know i had (lol). i shot it against hanged money. it bounced right of it and went towards my head... (that would be impossible) i fell down in shock and a jackknife came out of my hand

*sees jackknife picks it up*
*cuts an arterie with it X_X*
*drops a hammer*

i picked up the hammer, tried to do some swings and when i realized when i got so mad at something (jk) i threw the hammer up and it squished me. a keyblade comes out of my hand

*sees keyblade*
*people from kingdom hearts kill me and take it*

You didn't drop anything, but I'll take the Keyblade I guess.

I pick up the Keyblade in order to weild it, but since I am not its rightful owner, it flies out of my hand. I run over to grab it, but as I am running after it, I fall into a bottomless pit, which was hidden through use of hallucination from the keyblade. Before I fell, a "Shiki 4 Prez!" pin fell off of my shirt.

*grabs pin*
*reads back* Property of grim*
SHiki 4 prez!
*sees grims hammer outside a pit*
*jumps in dropping a Spartan Lazer (i stole it)

PICKS UP TEH LAZAH. LOOKS IN MIRROR. yells IMA FIRIN MEH LAZAH THE LAZER HITS THE MIRROR AND KILLS ME, BUT IT HITS A RESSURECTION PHILE REVIVING ME.
realizes that he's standing next to a castle with a button next to it and walks away

i pick up the button... tried guessing wat it was.... i pushed the button and i thought i would die which i didnt, it actually blew up Pluto (no offense pluto lol)i was so mad at my self that i found a bazuka, shot it and threw my self off a cliff at the same speed the huge bullet was going and when i fell, boom!! the only thing that was left was a klonoa's hat.

*picks up klonoas hat and sells it to grim*
*gets attacked by robbers and they take the money*
*drops a Flaming arrow*

looks at the flaming arrow >_> i use my extra EXTRA bow to use and aim at the sun. then the god of the sun (joking) threw it bak at me which he missed. he made me blind afterwards and when i walked back and stepped on my arrow, my a** started burning. all that was left was a POTATO!

OH NOEZ MY SPUDERGIES DIES OF CLOSED AIRWAYS. LEAVES AIR IN HIS PLACE

i get the air and suck it... then some radioactivity pops out of no where and i die X_X
all thats left is my leg chopped off

As I am walking through the tall grass on a hunt, I trip over the leg sitting in the grass and fall facefirst into a snake's nest. All that is left of my is a few arrowheads.

finds the arrow heads and uses them to scrape some bark off a tree. I uses that bark to make a spear. I hit a bees nest and all of them swarm out I grab the nest and run. I make it away safely and eat the hunny. 5 seconds later a Bear comes and mawls me. all thats left of me is my packet of 5 Gum.....Cobalt.

i pick up the gum. suddenly salt came out of nowhere (btw i hate to taste salt). i put too much on the gum (it would be disgusting XP). i ate it and started choking.. then i had a heart attack..
as i fell down a toy car fell out of my pocket.