The Suicide Game!

*shoots toy to toyland walks out and goes to bomb store*
*lights a fuse*
*A musket rifle flies from store*

checks if rifle has bullets and *bang* gets his left eye and brains blown off
Drops neuclear bomb button out of pocket.

I grab the button and I push it, obliterating everthing except 4 my pet hippo that has smelly farts

i pick up the button and check out the nuclear bomb. i put it to a vehicle, i press the button and the vechile splatters me and leaves bak pacman

I see Pacman and he looks at me funny and then he changes the whole scenery into the Pacman game and then he chases me all over the level until I get cornered and then he eats me up :'(.Leaves behind a wrench.

finds the wrench and fixes the bolt in franksteins neck he thanks me by pounding my head in. A giant bowling ball that some how fit in my pocket falls out.

the bowling ball rolls down a HUGE series of underground track made for the ball 2 roll on......i happen 2 b spelunking in the tunnels and was standing directly beneath the drop point 4 the bowling ball when it fell and pwned my head.....having massive brain contusions and internal bleeding, i died shortly after, still clutching my rock climbimg gear.....

*drops down in tunnel* sees drews dead *calls lloyd* yea drews dead so now u leader
*grabs rock climbing gear and climbs out of tunnel then suddenly a rock fall happens crushing me*\
*A message in a bottle fliesto the surface*

I find the message ignoring the big mess to find it's a chain letter. i desperatly try to find people to mail it too but the bad luck caught up with me and i got hit by a car. A fire cracker slowly rolls out of my now bleeding hand.

I see the fire cracker and says "Hope this doesn't happen like the last time" *has a flashback* then I light it up and soon it happens again,I get on fire and soon suffers from extreme burns.A piece of volcanic rock comes out of my pocket.

cracks it open to find a diamond. a theif like me notices it and kills me for it and he drops and thankyou note.

The thank you note is possessed and starts beating me up and I lay dieing on the floor.A bag of cocaine comes out of my pocket.

*sees the cocaine*
*grabs it and sells it to buy a firecracker called "The black cat"
* lights it and i die from the explosion*
*drops 300 coins*

trips on the coins and falls off nearby cliff. a single wakietalkie stands at the top of the cliff.

picks the walkie talkie up.... presses the talk button (it was a big red button) all of the sudden BOOM.
all that remains is a book

Snooppee starts reading the book and gets a paper cut on his thumb.. So he walks to the bathroom to wash it off and but a bandage on it while singing the "stuck on band-aid brand" song when a giant piano falls from the sky!

Snooppee quickly evades it thx to his killer reflexes adapted from video games but is then shot in the head by a sniper.

but the piano is still there.....

Starts playing the Piano and the song I'm playing is Imagine and then the piano starts eating me alive because I couldn't play the song correctly (XP).Leaves behind my guitar pick.

..............-Eats Guitar Pick-......Dies 20 Min later my last words are......"Damn China And There Lead Paint"

Drops A Dildo

Dies automatically from looking at the dildo and drops Aaron's life card.

picks up the card and cut's self on the neck with excessive bleeding

...u dint drop anything... w/e

Drops a atom bomb XD

i hit it with a wrench and it blows up on me.
The wrench somehow survived.

i pick up the wrench and throw it up in the air, i walk 30 meters and drops deep into my head. my brain was wats left

*pokes brain with a branch*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*brain explodes killing me and dropping my staff of animation*

*Starts using the Staff of Animation and soon I start hitting myself on the head because I couldn't draw any Anime characters even with the Staff =/*
*Leaves behind a deck of playing cards*