Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. but it cracks and you sink and you die due to lack of oxygen and lack of safety gear.




i wish that $1 billion was donated to cancer research, And the money all came from generous people who knew what was going on. How can anyone corrupt this wish. This wish somone would make would have a heart of gold

granted but it does nothing to solve cancer, cause theres only one cure that we already know. Chuck Norris' tears.

I wish for no AIDS

Granted but you get HIV
I wish for no diseases

granted but then new ones appear

i wish for no war cept CWs

Granted, but people still kill each other on an out-of-war basis.

I wish for an electric guitar that shoots different colored light beams out of the top whenever you strum different notes.

granted but it explodes

i wish for chocolate cake

Granted but the chocolate melts and the cake disapears into thin air



I wish that the new Guitar Hero Smash Hits would come out this weekend instead of waiting til June 6th.

granted but there are no copes anywhere for u to buy

Nothing to grant, you forgot to post a wish again. You get struck by lightning again.

I wish that they would go ahead and start drilling in Alaska!

granted but all ppl in alaska die

i wish obama was dead

granted but he's a zombie
i wish lloyd would cut back on spam

Granted, but it starts horrible withdrawl symptoms that lead to suicide.

I wish for The Key of the Twilight.

granted but you dropped it in the sewer
I wish that i know ho much a platinum game disk is worth at gamestop

Granted, but there's no way for you to afford it.

I wish for a hovercraft.

Granted but it only can carry 11 pint of gas
I wish for a spartan pit

granted but u die before i can grant it

i wish north and south dakota would become one.

granted, but it starts a civil war
i wish i could wish

granted but u wasted a wish
i wish the holocaust never happened

granted but millions of jews still die

i wish for WW 3

Granted but EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY ON EARTH. even the uncommon ones..... Become allied and World Peace is brought.


I wish for Dr. Pepper

granted, but its flat and it only has 17 flavors.

i wish for god rank

granted but then i just take it right back and u never got 2 see it


i wish that i never had 2 pay 4 a thing again

granted but u go to jail for stealing (u never said how u were gonna get anything wihtout paying (XP)

i wish for my own 360

Granted, but you only get a slip of paper with the number "360" on it. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR OWN 360!

I wish that all Mac computers would get infected with a deadly Mac virus with no cure.

granted but they dont die from it they die from windows' awsomeness over mac

i wish that bill gates was the new president after making obama killing himself cause obama uses mac