Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but theres onl 1 drop and its the flavor u hate

i wish for pwnage

Granted, but the pwnage goes to me.

I wish for unlimited cannolis.

granted but u get the ingredients seperatly and they r rotten

You didn't wish for anything, so you get randomly struck by lightning.

I wish for System of a Down to get back together.

granted but they die by a suicide bomber thats jewish

i wish for a green dragon in the magical rainbow forest

Granted, but it's a Mexican Jewish dragon who devours you for your flames against his religion AND his race.

I wish I had a truckload of fireworks.

granted but ur driving it and it blows up

i wish for world peace

Granted, but that wish has already been wished twice, so it has the previous effects. (Pay attention, dammit >_>)

I wish that Lloyd would actually READ posts.

Granted, but he reads the first line
I wish for shiki 2 be prez

Granted, but soon takes over the world

I wish for a pet yoshi!!!

Granted, but all it does is eat you and shoot you out of its a** when you get near it. (Btw, Shiki taking over the world would be a good thing )

I wish for tickets to a Dane Cook show.

granted but its an egg with a crack in it

i wish for krazy glue =D

Granted, but you spill it onto a bad place.

I wish your response to my last wish made sense.

granted but then i dont feel like granting it

i wish that u were admin

Granted, but the website crashes from my awesomeness.

I wish for my job application to be accepted.

granted but fired a minute later

i whish for unlimited uncorrupted wishes

Granted. but it soons becomes a priority to corrupt the wishes


I wish that grim would get some duct tape and tape lloyd's mouf shut XD

granted but i unleash myself and kill the tape and everyone

i wish for my pot back

Granted, but the cops bust you and you get sent to prison.

I wish for an indestructible iPhone.

granted but the battery permadies

Since you didn't wish for anything, The Terminator kills you.

I wish for *insert cool wish result here*.

granted but i forgot to enter it

i wish for the full sized real master sword

Granted, but the sword is weakened to the strength of a normal sword, and you have to go on an epic quest to get its strength back. Unfortunately, you get killed by a Chu-chu 5 minutes into it.

I wish for Lloyd to not post neXt.

Granted, but i corrupted it
I wish for a paintball gun

granted but its in peices and theres no hopper or CO2

i wish for a :D face