Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **SoulReaver** Wed May 27, 2009 8:37 pm

granted
but obama tries to kill u for ruining his life
i wish to have infinite wishes

by **Grimblade** Thu May 28, 2009 2:15 pm

Granted, but your rival steals them and uses them to torture you for the rest of your life.

I wish Coke would start making Black Cherry Vanilla Coke again.

by **Storm** Thu May 28, 2009 2:49 pm

granted but, its cocaine instead of regular coke

i wish bomb loved brawl

by **darthjawafett** Thu May 28, 2009 3:29 pm

granted, but he goes back to loving Guitar hero
I wish that Rorourni Kenshin went on again

by **Funky Road** Thu May 28, 2009 4:01 pm

Granted but he died of butt cancer

I wish for toothpaste :p

by **darthjawafett** Thu May 28, 2009 4:23 pm

granted but you swallowed it
I wish for the end of diseases

by cclloyd9785 Thu May 28, 2009 6:17 pm

granted but new ones appear

i wish achillies was my bro and alive

by **darthjawafett** Thu May 28, 2009 6:55 pm

granted but he yells at u alot
I wish that osama was dead

by **Funky Road** Thu May 28, 2009 8:43 pm

Granted but never before known science brings him back to life! OMG RUN!

I wish for nothing

by **darthjawafett** Thu May 28, 2009 9:30 pm

granted but you get something: a wish
I wish for 100 wishes to torture ppl with

by cclloyd9785 Thu May 28, 2009 10:38 pm

granted but they dont work

i wish for the new vista

by **darthjawafett** Thu May 28, 2009 10:41 pm

granted but its just XP
i wish for sprite

by Shadowlight Fri May 29, 2009 12:30 pm

Granted But looks horible
I wish for a laptop

by **Grimblade** Fri May 29, 2009 2:25 pm

Granted, but it has 1MB of RAM and its battery lasts 5 minutes. And, it's REFURBISHED.

I wish for the next book in the Inheritance Series. (Eragon)

by **darthjawafett** Fri May 29, 2009 5:42 pm

Granted but it has 1 page
I wish for 500 dollars

by cclloyd9785 Sat May 30, 2009 3:47 pm

granted, but they are conterfiet and u get arrested

i wish i was invincible

by **darthjawafett** Sat May 30, 2009 4:28 pm

granted but only ur lower body is invincible your upperbody is invisible
I wish that i had a teleporter

by cclloyd9785 Sat May 30, 2009 5:55 pm

granted but u die in the time space continuum

i wish i couldnt die

by **SoulReaver** Sat May 30, 2009 7:23 pm

granted but you'll never see ur family again!! Twisted Evil

i wish i was ghost rider

by **darthjawafett** Sat May 30, 2009 9:43 pm

granted but your entire body turns to flame
I wish i had a light arrow

by cclloyd9785 Sat May 30, 2009 9:56 pm

granted but its a dud and doesnt do anything

i wish i had a double barreled shotgun/sniper in 1 gun

by **darthjawafett** Sat May 30, 2009 10:04 pm

Granted but its dented and if u fire the bullet will get stuck
I wish for a Samurai sword

by cclloyd9785 Sun May 31, 2009 8:25 pm

granted but u cut urself till u die

i wish i would win every SSBB match

by **SoulReaver** Sun May 31, 2009 8:42 pm

granted but eventually you'll be bored, get mad at ur self, and commit suicide
i wish i had a keyblade

by **darthjawafett** Sun May 31, 2009 9:02 pm

Granted but its the size of a key
I wish i had a car

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