Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted, but It's me who is posting. lol

I wish for understanding of everything.

Granted but Albert Einstein comes back from the dead and smacks u across the face for not learning about the Theory of Relativity

I wish for Energy = Mass X Speed of Light Squared (E=MC2) lol

Granted, but after you return home from light speed travel you find out that everybody has grown old while you have barely aged.

I wish for justice.

Granted but you get the League. And look at how much Superman has grown old too. (u have to think about this to actually get it)


I wish for blueberry muffins

granted but the blueberrys are rotton


i wish for a labtop

Granted but you get a lab on top of the empire state building


I wish for a CD

granted but it's a metaillica CD

i wish i could meet skillet

Granted but u meet Rick Astley


I wish taht slick would talk in complete sentences on the chat instead of speaking in fragments

GRANTED

BUT

I SPEAK
IN
MORE
FRAGMENTS THEN
EVER : O

i wish for the lightning bolt of death for not having a real wish : O

Granted but you get a clap of thunder in your ear.... .and eet eez more loud than the loudest thing on earth


I wish for a pair siccors so I can force Obama to cut prices for stuff we need all over the USA in every single store that is still in business

granted but they broke


i wish for meh rank back at meh friends chat

Granted but you get knocked down to the worst rank.. or lowest whichever

I wish for a Wobbuffet

granted but it's shiny and it dies XD

i wish for more members at meh new chat

granted but they all homos

i wish for activity

granted but it's for 1 seconed

i wish for more drawing skills

granted, but everything you draw gets magically erased

I wish for walmart brand: big bag of gummy bears

granted but th're $10000000000000000000000000000000



i wish for more friends

granted but they all hate you

i wish for money

Granted but its conterfeit and you get kiled in a hail of gunfire
I wish for a book of secrets that lets me get past any lock.

granted but kelly soils it

i wish for peeps :D

granted, but they melted in your car

I wish for DVD

Granted but it only works once

i wish for a pencil

granted but it has no led


i wish my friend wouldn't hack my chat

Granted but he hacks everything else you haz i wish for..... xat to not be retarded

granted but only 1 person in xat isn't retarded


i wish for a 3010 wii