Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but they die


i wish funky made sense

granted but all them broke


i wish for a GF

Ok, if you do not know 3 Doors Down, look at my sigs in my topic called: Funky's Various Sigs, It's a big sig that says 3 DOORS DOWN ON EET!!!! It is a rock band


And granted but then she dumps you for a idaho potato

I wish for french fries

ok uh Z your wish didnt make sense

granted but i ate them :p yumz

i wish for ketchup

granted but it's spoiled

i wished for the girl at meh school 2 like meh

Granted but then you throw up shit for no reason and she dumps you LOL

i wish for uhhhhh ( i cant think of anything so u guys end it D: )

U are granted a peice of poisonous bubble gum


I wish for a wii remote

granted but u get a ps3 remote

i wish for 2 billion buckzzzz lul

wish granted but it's all fake


i wish for another wii

Granted but you are forced to give up your DS for it


I wish for a peice of all natural writing paper

granted but it got rained on

i wish for meh old friend back

Granted and I'm right here! HOW YA DOIN'! XD


I wish for spearmints mmmm

granted but i ate them all XD


i wish for meh old friend kirara back

granted but instead you got brittany spearz

i wish slick was here

Granted but Koy kills slick


I wish drew was here

Funky Road wrote:Granted but Koy kills slick


I wish drew was here

( funky what the hell D: i was typing my comment and then u posted and then i deleted it all (D)

also why does KOY kill me? D: lul
Granted but he leaves a minute later

U forget to make wish

So chu getz zee lightningz of deathz!!!! :o

I wish for a fruit that cures ALL diseaes
from chicken pox to cancer, from colds to the swine flu

granted but there's only 1


i wish for meh old friend mike 2 get on :(

Granted, then his internet crashs 4ever

I wish for lame sauce

granted but it's very popular


i wish for meh friend 2 stop fighting with me

Granted but then he fights himself whenever he faces a mirror

I wish for.................... dots.. lots of dots

granted but um there's only 5



i wish meh friend would stop

Granted. But you discover that your friend only stopped relative to you because you are traveling at the speed of light, which results in you becoming a black hole and consuming basically the whole solar system.

I wish that the "House" ending credits song had a full-version.

Granted but it's a Rick Roll

I wish that the Who band would find out just "who" they are

Granted, but they realized that they are old and disbanded. (pun intended)


I wish that somebody will post after this.