Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.

Quote any movie/tv show/video game but it has to relate to the post before it.

Example:

Member 1: "I wonder what's for dinner!"

Member 2: "But what about second breakfast?"

So, here goes:

"There's always a bigger fish."

"Something smells fishy."

"It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me..."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor"

" Dont worry people, you wont get stabbed in new york, theres about a good 3 million people walking around with you, theres got to be someone to throw in front of the knife, i mean cmon "

"Remember that Backstabbers are sneaky, slick, seductive, and sabotaging."

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

“I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,”

"This is an outrage!"

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

"Are you mad?!"

" You see... Madness, is like gravity, all it takes is a little... Push! "

"Here let me help you out of the water *pushes the other guy down* I am pushing you down into the water, that is my way of helping you"

You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water is boiling. Which problem do you deal with first?

None of them! The building's on fire!

(Gotta love House, haha. Oh and Frost, nice Dark Knight quote there)

ugh man waking up in the morning was tough for me as a kid, i can clearly remember my father waking me up everymorning by flicking lit cigarettes at me telling me to make him breakfast