Super Smash Bros Brawl {REVENGE OF THE SANDBAGS}

Frost: An awesome cake.
Dan: ...
Shiki: Something up?
Dan: Yeah. You can summon stuff. Frost can teleport (0_o). And all I am is a swordsman.
Bahamut: *In badass voice* I can help with that.
Dan: Holy crap! *Nearly falls off* Since when can u talk?
Bahamut: Final Fantasy 1. That's not important. You want to use magic right?
Dan: Yeeeeah.
Bahamut: Take the cards out of your pocket.
Dan: *Takes out Yugioh cards* I don't wanna know how you knew i had those...
Bahamut: *chants a magic spell on Dan's cards.* There you go. You can now summon the spirits of the cards. Though they won't be as strong as Shiki's aeons.
Dan: Kickass!
Bahamut: Try it out!
Dan: I summon... Blue Eyes White Dragon! *Blue Eyes White Dragon comes out of the card* *dan is speechless* Daaaaaaaaaamn. Bahamut, you just went from 4th favorite FFX summon to my favorite. Thank you.
Bahamut: No problem. And since I had to take some of the power away, you can have up to 5 monsters summoned at once.
Dan: Sweeeeeet.
Bahamut: Oh and Shiki. I have a gift for you as well. *Pulls out a summon orb... (Yeah I made that up... kinda) This orb contains the power of Yojimbo, the samurai aeon. And as an added gift, I made it so that he doesn't charge you for his services. And finally Frost. I found this lying around. *A shitload of different weapons*

*finnishes cake and tosses plate aside*

Frost: well that was delicious , but thats besides the point. i think that its about time we get going instead of just sitting around :p
time to go find that sword

Have you fags forgotten i got the sword? lmao
COme get me,
Sasori dissapears into my own dimension. In this dimension Nothing can hurt me. BUT i can hurt u and kill u with the blink of an eye.. *sasori summons the Third Kazekaga Puppet.
Duplicates the puppets.
Sasori: see ifu can get passed that. if u can. ud prob be stronger then any of my puppets except for the combo i can use with them. BUT this is my dimension, Your power is NOTHING/ ur power cannot be givin back. i have blocked every spell and abillity u all can use. Even ones u dont even know u can use yet. Good Luck bishes,
Want the sword? come get it

Shiki: you've blocked our spells? THANKFULLY I have spell gear, that cannot be blocked my dear friend. And clones *chuckles and raises hand and does the shiva snap*
*a blue light flashes*
*when it clears 10 more shiki's are standing next to me*
Shiki: i can fight clones with clones too.
*slips on reflect ring, protect ring, autolife ring, bubble belt.*
*equips holy bangle, stoneproof bangle*
*takes out brotherhood and blaster edge and charges them with magic*
*brotherhood gains firestrike, electric strike, ice strike, holy strike and dark strike. blaster edge earns energy ray, diamond dust, thors hammer, hellfire, energy beam, delta attack, oblivion*
*casts curaja on the party, and regen soonthereafter*
*Teleports everyone to your dimension*
Bring it on!

Frost: GOGOGO!
*runs at one of the puppet clones*
Frost: Cmon!
*grabs the puppet and throws it to the ground*
*pulls out Mk.23 pistol*
Frost: bye

-BOOMHEADSHOT-

Frost: well; that wasnt to hard
*3 puppets attack at once*
*ducks down , turns and starts spinning on hands , kicking all of them away*
*3 more puppets appear to make 6 and attack me*
*pulls out AK-102 as a puppet charges me, kicks the puppet upwards and loads it full of bullets*
*other pupets swarming around at me , runs behind a rock , reloding weapon*

Frost: Need a little help here!

Dan: I'm on it. He blocked my spells and traps, but I still has my Demon Sword. And I never dismissed my Blue Eyes White Dragon. So he's not affected.
Sasori: Hmmm... clever.
Dan: BLUE EYES! BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION! *Wipes out about 5 clones* Shiki, take care of the clones! Me and frost'll go after Sasori.
Shiki: Be careful guys!
Frost: Don't worry. It's us you're talking about!
Dan: Okay Sasori. End of the line.
Sasori: HA! You are right. It IS the end of the line. FOR YOU! *Turns into Ansem's End of all worlds thing from kingdom hearts 1*
Frost: Can we hurry this up?
Sasori: Okay fine.
Dan: So the puppet master fuses with the ultimate puppet. Ansem made the exact same mistake and he died for it.
Sasori: But don't you forget we're still in my dimension. You can't hurt me with that sword of yours and I still have the sword of dreams!
Dan: Maybe we can't HURT you. But we can still cut the nerves in your body off. Rendering you completely helpless. Frost, is there a machine gun in the bag Bahamut gave you?
Frost: Yeah why?
Dan: Use it. I have a plan.
Frost: *Shoots towards Sasori*
Sasori: FOOLS! I am all powerful! *Deflects all the bullets scattering in different directions*
Dan: You may be, but did you forget my dragon? *Flies at the speed of sound toward Sasori* *Slices Sasori's hand off*
Sasori: GAH! *Drops the sword of dreams*
Dan: GOT IT! *Dan obtains the Sword of Dreams* *Dan uses the Sword* *Everyone has all of their powers back* Let's end this!

its not a bag its instant inventory

Oh... well my bad... isn't inventory kept in some sort of bag?

Shiki:it's time for me to use my ultimate skill
*stabs both swords into the ground*
*drains the power out of them*
*puts hands in front of me*
*performs the ultimate summon*
*all of the aeons are summoned*
the magus sisters start their overdrive and launch into space*
shiva gets on top of valefor and ifrit gets on bahamut*
*yojimbo mounts ixion and they teleport up*
*the magus sisters have their magic triangle set up*
all aeons fire their overdrives into it
the aeons are absorbed into the triangle with the magus sisters
the triangle blasts all of their energy down in a beam of apocalypitc preportions right into sasori
99999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage
sasori falls defeated
and that is how you do it

pffff, u think i mthat stoopeed?
That sword was a mere llusion. THIS is the real sword.
*opens up a lab. heheheheheheheh. I am sucking out the power of the sword, and putting it into my self. CLEVER EH?
HEHEHEHEHEHEEEHAHHAHHAHAHAAMWAHAHAHHAA
You'll never kill me,
Dan: f*uck your mom b*astard >_>
Sasori: * Obtains the power of the Sword of Dreams.* I am invincible.
*takes frost's guns*
DIE U F*aggot!
*shoots every bullet in every gun at frost*
Frost gets wounded*
Sasori Exits the game with the powers*
New storyline
u must kill the Akatsuki. all in this game.
And shiki stop hacking, to me its like u hack the whole game with
"i got this" blarghhhhhhh

U know something screw this I'm ending this right now...
Dan: I'll be right back... *Leaves* *Returns later* Ok guys meet the Meme Squad. You've got: Chuck Norris, Shoop Da Whoop face, and Captain Falcon.
*Captain Falcon PAWNCHES 3 of the Akatsuki*
*Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks 3 more*
*Shoop Da Whoop... IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZUH! Vaporizes 2 more*
Dan: Oh yeah... that'll do. And now for the coup de grace. *Summons the 3 Egyptian Gods* *Fuses them with Polymerization* *Forms GOD!* *God Attack: Infinite BIZNATCH!*

Dan: God. Kick his ass. *Absolutely owns all of the Sasori clones and the real Sasori.* *Dan drives the Sword of Dreams through Sasori's heart(?)* THIS TIME, STAY DEAD! *SoD gets its power back* *Dan Zaps Sasori with the sword*
Sasori: What did you do?
Dan: Took all your powers... :awsome:
*Sasori dies for good*

sasori u only take the guns that i used not all mah gunz cuz when i dont use em i dont have em what part of instant inventory dont u get (XD)

plus theres also the point of reloading X) SO FAIL!






Dan: Frost are you ok?

Frost: just dandy i mean i totaly didnt get shot >.> ...

Dan: What ARE your worries than?
*Ultimate Chimera roars*
Dan: Should've known. Well, time to break in my new blade.

Dan:
HP: 10368
MP: 942
ATK: 210
DEF: 209
S. ATK: 255
S. DEF: 219
Agility/Evade: 187
Luck: 200
Skills/Magic: Summon Duel Spirits, Ultraaaaaaa Combo, Critical Hit, soul rip, Final Smash

U.C HP: 20000
Dan attacks. 3184 Damage.
U.C attacks. Dan dodges.
Dan uses ULTRAAAAA COMBO! Does 16,816 damage. U.C is defeated. Now to make sure he doesn't do this bs again. *Dan uses soul rip. Ultimate Chimera is now Dan's obidient helper*

so now what we beat sasori's ass and got the sword lol totaly changing the rpg but.. question is what now?

Hmmmm... we could always kill all the gays.

Submission wrote:pffff, u think i mthat stoopeed?
That sword was a mere llusion. THIS is the real sword.
*opens up a lab. heheheheheheheh. I am sucking out the power of the sword, and putting it into my self.. And shiki stop hacking, to me its like u hack the whole game with
"i got this" blarghhhhhhh

kinda the pot calling the kettle black there sasori :\
*tilts head and takes up a questioning tone* sasori, how many times have we killed you, yet you still live? and absorbing power from the sword? i just did that and you deemed it hacking. so, if you're going to say I'M hacking, you'd better stop doing it yourself. k?

Dandamaniac848 wrote:Dan: What ARE your worries than?
*Ultimate Chimera roars*
Dan: Should've known. Well, time to break in my new blade.

Dan:
HP: 10368
MP: 942
ATK: 210
DEF: 209
S. ATK: 255
S. DEF: 219
Agility/Evade: 187
Luck: 200
Skills/Magic: Summon Duel Spirits, Ultraaaaaaa Combo, Critical Hit, soul rip, Final Smash

U.C HP: 20000
Dan attacks. 3184 Damage.
U.C attacks. Dan dodges.
Dan uses ULTRAAAAA COMBO! Does 16,816 damage. U.C is defeated. Now to make sure he doesn't do this bs again. *Dan uses soul rip. Ultimate Chimera is now Dan's obidient helper*

*Shiki starts throwing up and acting weird*
Shiki??: This is the power ... of my true self....
Dan: Wtf?
Frost: what are u a MORON?
Shiki??: Ah, shut the fk up frost.
Dan: whast wrong with u?
Shiki??: * tackles dan onto the floor and takes the sword*
Shiki??: I am Sasori. I have obtained shiki's body,
Shiki is that body of me. What a power Huh?
So, YOU killed SHIKI
and i warped our souls. He is dead
and, I GOT THE SWORD BISH
Sasori ( controlling shiki's body): hehehe, this is my true power,
Dan: controlling bod's?
Sasori ( controlling shiki's body): NO, THIS
*alot of vines start coming out of the ground and chokes frost and Dan like hell, Wraps and sticksi nto the wall*
Once i close my hand. the vines Curl and squish so hard. U Explode.
*closes hands*
Frost and dan explode*
Sasori ( controlling shiki's body): Talk aboout BLood, Organs, and Booze
YUCK
Sasori ( controlling shiki's body): * Gets the sword back again*
Sasori ( controlling shiki's body): This is how u do it right
Sasori Dissapears leaving Dan and Frost Paralyzed. They cannot move even a toe.
What will happen? for Frost and Dan?
Will Peach find them?
Not atm, ( bowser raping (wary) )
What will happen? for our Gaywad Friendly Friends?

*clutches head*
Shiki: GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD!
*sasori flies out of my head*
takes out daggers and teleports back to frost and dan
Shiki: *puts hands up* it's me, not sasori

Okay, two things. 1) I took all of your god mod power away with thesword so wouldn't do $#!& like this.
and 2) You're friggin' dead!

*COUGH COUGH HACK*
anywho. lets just ignore him, he's like a little kinder-terrorist. he might leave us alone that way

*appears at foot of mountain with a Castle at top*

Seph:Suuuure. Put the Dream sword in a castle on top of a dangerous mountain...Dammit i knew i should have chosen Ice climber.

*Takes sword and Dagger and uses them to climb up mountain*

Sasori finds seph climbing the mountain.
Seph: damit, this would work if anyone could help me up?
Sasori helps seph up... wait ?
Seph: Why are you helping me u fag
Sasori: what is wrong with helping you?
Seph: hmmmmmm *cals shiki* * i hink you wiped him out. he is acting nice and i dont think this is a trick or anything. he is wiped!*
Shiki on phone: YES I DID IT
Sasori: who is that?
Seph: a person on the... phone?
Sasori: well what are you here for
Seph: i was to kill you
but you are acting nice so i dont know if i should
Sasori: > _ > Kill.... Me? for What Purpose
Seph: ....................
Sasori: i see you dont give a dam if i die or not.
Seph: well...... uh................
Sasori i will leave u alone * sasori walks into the wilderness*
Seph: maybe i should let him with us?
Shiki: well we can see if he is worthy again
Seph: yeah..........

*After a very long time of nothing happening with Peach, she suddenly finds herself in a room filled with sandbags*
Peach: Son of a-
*Shiki casts Firaja*
*126 damage to all*
Frost: TASTE MAH BULLETS!
*Fires P90 randomly into the room, hitting all sandbags and missing Peach miraculously*
*Danda slashes about 27 different sandbags apart and stomps the remains*
Peach: Thanks for the- LOOK OUT
*Shiki turns around and a sandbag has a knife*
Shiki: ONOEZ I NEED MORE MP
*Peach jumps and uses Frying Pan of Justice (I made it up it's like the regular one but gold and has a J engraved in it)*
*Sandbag goes flying out a window. Then through another. And another. And so on so forth*
Peach: Okay now thanks for the help.
Shiki: No problem. Let's go continue on our objective.
(Just for the record, this is the objective Talent has no idea what it is because he was away for a long time lololol)

Dan: Okay. I'm confused as all hell right now. So Sasori's ghost flys away to help Seph and then they turn back into good guys? Eh whatever...
*About 50 sandbags come in*
Dan: These guys are mine.
Peach: You sure?
Dan: I'll kill them... by speaking Japanese.
*Shiki, Frost, and Peach do an anime fall down*
Dan: *Speaks Japanese*
*All the sandbags die... -_-*
Dan: Holy Crap it worked!

eh what the heck lol

(the sandbagds are revived)

Pika: Dan you failed (D)
Dan: Aww..
Pika: Time for some girl charm XD
(uses charm ) (sandbags are paralyzed)
Pika: mmk KARATE CHOP ( i knoez kar-at-ae xD)
(chops all the sand nuts and wins)
Pika: HA beat that boys (D)
Frost: CAKE
Pika: PIE
Funky: MUFFINZ!
Grim: you all annoy me so much -.-''