Super Smash Bros Brawl {REVENGE OF THE SANDBAGS}

Talent412 wrote:Name: Tal
Character: Peach :D
Location: Mushroom Kingdom

You do not need to do that u can just start..

Well
Sasori: that sonava gun shiki went in, he is gonna die!
*sasori runs in and leaves seph and kiby behind*
Seph: U ASS IM SCAREED SO STAY HERE!
Sasori: HELL DAMN NO
*goes into house*
Sees shiki dead
Sasori: *LAUGHS*
Sasori: 8goes up to shiki and revives.
Shiki: wtf? I WANT TO DIE
Sasori: Naw >_>
Shiki: well i guess i need ur help then
*seph and kirby come in*
Kirby: i hate you.............................
Pinnochio: hi stupid dumbassed bishes.
Seph: shut the hell up fa- *gets shot*
Sasori: DIE PUPPET UR A PUPPET IM A BETTER PUPPET SO FCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sasori chops pinnochios head off*
Kirby: that was easy
Seph: lets mvo eon
Shiki: dont leave me here -holes. No wait im gonna leve YOU guys here! *shiki runs up the stairs*
TO BE CONTINUED

Peach: *eats honey* Suhweet!
*walks out of the castle and gets attacked by a wild Abra!*
Wild Abra appears!
Peach uses Frying Pan!
The attack missed!
Wild Abra used Teleport!
*battle ended*
Peach: Wtf?

continues u the stairs, destroys them and keeps running.
4 fire sandbags appear
100 hp per sandbag

bahaha, uses rainstorm
pelts them with rain
manipulates the water
creates a wave
washes the sandbags away
freezes the waves
explodes the ice
they are all impaled by the ice
melts it and smashes them with more water
3435 damage per bag

shiki rocks13 wrote:continues u the stairs, destroys them and keeps running.
4 fire sandbags appear
100 hp per sandbag

bahaha, uses rainstorm
pelts them with rain
manipulates the water
creates a wave
washes the sandbags away
freezes the waves
explodes the ice
they are all impaled by the ice
melts it and smashes them with more water
3435 damage per bag

Sasori and the gang: *walks up the stairs*
Sasori: You sure cleaned up fast!
Shiki: ah shut the hell up, its only natural that i am that powerful =D
Seph: my grandma can take you LOL
Kirby: LLMMMMMMAAAAOOOOOO
Sasori: well, shiki how about me and u fight?
SASORI AND SHIKI START FIGHTING
Sasori kicks shikis ass big time.
Shiki: NOEZ my water wont do good against ur whatever u are using D=
Seph: well atleast ur stronger then kirby and me D=
Kirby: LIEZ
*kirby charges at shiki and kirby gets his butt kicked by a illusion of a cake
Shiki: LOL
Sasori: LOLNICE
Seph: >_> well can we move on?
*all sets up next set of stairs*
Sasori: it cant be that sonava.
Shadow the Hedgehog: hehe, its me kid, im gonna smash u guys to bits?
Kirby: like u did to ur mom last night XD
Sasori: lolnice
Seph: shut up shadow, we all know what a ......... loser u are?
Kirby: LOLWORSTDISSEVER
Sasori: lolkirby
Shadow: lolletsfightthenstrimps
Sasori and deh gang fight shadow*
Shadow loses but is told he is awesome for his power
Hey, why dont u join us? says sasori
Shadow: well i am bored, so i guess this wouldnt hurt?
*shadow said to move on*
Kirby skips up the stairs
Shadow: NOT THAT STEP
Kirby: why? *kirby falls through the stairs*
shadow: this secret entrance... is where we must go
*ends up in the Mushroom kingdom castle*
Shadow: this is where we find the way to the mastermind sandbag, watch otu for the sandbags, they are guarding the castle....
Sasori: *picks up shadow by the neck* we wouldnt be in much trouble with YOU by ourside
Seph: loldontbemean
Shadow: no this doesnt hurt at all =/
Kirby: can we just shut the hell up and get going?
ALL except kirby: FINE!
TO BE CONTINUED

Seph:...
*Pushes Sasori into the Engines radioactive Waste and he dies in it*

ACK! Finnally.

I agree with you Kirby,We seriously didnt need him.
*Runs out onto Wing*

Sasori: *comes out of hiding spot* Ugh, that was close! i almost died there!
Seph: DAMN IM GONNA KILL YOU * charges after sasori
Sasori: *kicks seph in the balls and knocks into koy, i am strong.......
Seph: Fine you can stay D=
Kirby: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seph: shut up?
Shadow: can we al shut up and get moving?
Sasori: yes, yes we can , thank you
Shiki: ummmm-
*sasori pwns shiki with a giant piece of metal and knocks shiki onto a car*
*zombies from left 4 dead come and start pwning shiki*
Sasori: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Seph:LMAO
Kirby: lolololololol (sarcasm)- Ook its not funny >_>
*the team continues up the stairs and find something called a ......M-M-M-M-Mushroom
SASORI: YAY A MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!*
Seph: DONT EAT IT! we can save it for health
*go up to the top of hthe mushroom kingdom castle.
Seph: here we get offf to deh moon Lets go!*
Storyteller: now they fly to the moon, see what happens with the next part... of the story?

Peach decides to take a walk when suddenly she finds herself in Hyrule Field
Peach: ???
A WILD PEAHAT APPEARS!!
Peach uses Hip Bomb!
*0 damage*
Peahat exposes weak point!
Peach uses Turnip!
*36 damage*
Peahat defeated!
You gained 15 XP!
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
Peach: A sandbag?
*GETS SMACKED BY SANDBAG*
*36 damage*
Peach: WTF
Peach uses side tilt attack!
*0 damage*
Sandbag uses Final Smash!
*9999 damage*
*Peach goes flying*
Peach: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-----------

is glaring.
takes off materia.
physical power is strengthened
magic power weakened
loses fire spells
loses thunder spells
loses holy, ultima and curaja
cracks fingers
walks up behind sandbag
taps it on the back
it turns
freezing roundhouse kicks it in the face
9999 damage
puts gloves on as 5 more sandbags fall
kaiser knuckles appear on gloves
motions hand
the sandbags charge (or rather hop)
they go to tackle
the first one dives forward
jumps into the air
foot stools off of it
flips and spikes another into the ground
lands on it and punches it repeatedly
casts waterga with a punch
its travels through my arm while punching and smashe into the sandbag
the burst of water propells me back into the air
casts blizzaja and they are all frozen in an iceburgh
the battle ends
casts protectga reflect anf bravery and continues on

*Chomp chomp*
Sasori:Wuts that sound?
*Seph is eating Mushroom*
Seph:Mmmm...tastes like chicken.
*Turns big and smashes Sasori into the ground where he is trapped and cannot Escape.
Seph roundhouse kicks him in the face*
Seph:Roundhouse T_T

Sasori: whhhhhhhaaaaaaatttt theeeeeee ffffffuuuuuu...
Kirby: LOL SEPH DO IT AGAIN
Seph: almost gets to sasoris face when he sees a knfie going to his balls, it hits his balls and seph dies.
Kirby: OHNOEZ
Sasori: i hope his ghost can hear this. I WILL EVIVE U IF U DONT TOUCH ME FRIKEN AGAIN CLEAR?
Seph ghost: clear...
*sasori revives seph*
SASORI: NOW CAN WE GO????
Seph: fine...............

is at the sandbag base.
shiki: the leader of the sandbag army is here, even when i worked for them they never let me know the leadres identity, it was rather annoying
sneaks through the factory
sees a sandbag officer
*draws knives*
*throws one and it hits the officer in the back of the throat* rushes in and catches the body before it falls
hides it
shiki: one down
hears voices in the next room
jumps into the vent system and eavesdrops
????: we have to get to the master quickly, they say there is an intruder
??????: lets go
jumps down and follows them
they sense my presence and turn and draw their guns
????: end of the line pal
shiki: we'll just see
*draws pistols*
they open fire
dives behind cover
takes out mirror and holds it up a little
locates the nearest one
ducks out from behind cover and shoots him in the heart
starts to move but is caught
?????: drop your weapon
drops gun and hits the floor
he notices a knife
?????: drop that too
takes knife out of holder
spins it, so the handle is facing the guard
clicks a button and a bullet fires from the gun
shiki: works every time
proceeds onward

*crashed through window in Sandbag Base and sets off many alarms*
Peach: SON OF A Female dog THAT HURT
Shiki: Wow wtf. Really? I went through all that goddamn trouble of sneaking around and you fly through the window.
Peach: But a sandbag came and hurt me bad :'(
Shiki: Suck it up.
Peach: Female dog you be trippin' balls (haha I had to make that line it was too funny)
Shiki: Excuse me?
Peach: I said Female dog you be trippin' balls
Shiki: I like you. Follow me let's go on a spree of uncontrollable sandbag massacre.
*Peach pulls out Frying Pan and equips Lazy Shell armor*
Peach: LESS DO DIS

THATS IT!

*Kicks Sasori away and teleports to somewhere they cant*

-Note on ground-

Note:If your readign this i went insane. I think its best that i aim for something 10 times better than ruling the world. Stealing the sword of dreams. So now apparently you gotta deal with the end of the Universe and me stealing the sword. Which is it gonan be?!

A giant ifrit comes out of Radioactive core.

Meanwhile... at the core.

A mysterious warrior fights the beast. ???HP: 9001
Ifrit 10000 HP...
*Ifrit uses Flame wall* *There's no escape*
*???(Me) attacks. 1337 damage.*
*Ifrit casts Hellfire. Deals 5000 damage.*
???: Damn that hurt...
Seph: Kill him!
Ifrit: *shakes his head* *Casts HellFire on Seph* *Seph reflects it*
???: *Stab* *9999 damage*
???: You're next...
Seph: I don't think so. THE SWORD IS MINE! *Teleports away*
Me: Crap.
*2:00 till total core lockdown. Please leave immediately*
Me: CRAAAAAAAAP!

hears the message
shiki: WHAT!?!?? WHAT IDIOTS SET OFF THE LOCKDOWN
*sprints to the core*
*cracks fingers*
shiki: this should be easy
*starts shutting down the lockdown*
*status-overridden*
shiki: well that wasn't hard, much easier than i expected it
*#explosion*
*turns to see bahamut charging*
shiki: SUMMON SPIRITS?!? *dives out of the way*
shiki: well then i guess i'll show him true power
shiki: feel my pain. come Anima
*chains burst down from the sky and penetrate the ground*
*they hook onto something and pull it up*
*anima comes through the ground and roars*
shiki *chuckles* this should be easy. Anima, use pain
*a light shoots from animas eye and hits bahamut killing it isntantly*
shiki: thank you, Anima

Me: Woah. I'm glad he's on our side... thanks.
Shiki: No prob...
Me: Where did the guy that was here go? I heard him say something about a sword of dreams...

Shiki: thats seph for you...i have no clue about this sword of dreams. but if seph is something that we have to worry about *chuckles* im pretty sure we'll be fine
*summons shiva and ixion*
shiki: this is just for extra assistence though

Me: I swear I've heard of it though... *Recalls SharinganLust's Kingdom Hearts Final Mix LP (shameless plug :awsome:)* Oh well, we'll burn that bridge when we get there... where next?

Sasori: Damn that bish,
*travels and finds Dan and Shiki*
Sasori: Hello guys!
Shiki: GTFO I DONT WANT U WITH US
Sasori: chill kiddie, You are lucky i have a tracker, and i injected a poison into him, he is gonna die within hours, or minutes.
*hears a loud swirl*
Sasori: Thats him. he is dead
Dan: holy fkin shit
Sasori: but now, IM GONNA GET THE SWORD
*uses a ribcage against shiki and dan* * both get wrapped into another dimension*
Your_Fear: ehehehehehe, this is my dimension, i see Master Sasori sent u here, well its my job to do this!!!
lets shiki live his craziest and scariest fear
Same with dan*
*thunder strikes*
Shiki and Dan are trapped*
Your_Fear: hehehe, in this dimension, Your msot powerful skills cannot be used, but my attack is times 54756347657 and yours is lowered to [Cant hurt me 0 ]
Your_Fear: HAHAHHAAHAHHAA
*sasori gets the sword* i hope my little Fear_Puppet can hold them off, it prob can, they dont know the weakness, so i am good
*puppet taks away SHIKI'S HIDDEN WATER ABILLITY AND THE ABBILLITY TO SUMMON SPIRITS*
Your_Fear: your dead. *shiki blinks* shiki is dieing within seconds
same with dan..............
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CONTINUED
Sasori picks up Seph and turns Seph into a puppet.
Seph is on my side now, says Sasori ( me )
Puppet_Seph( you have to use this name from now on seph ) : *rattles body* must... kill....
Sasori: hehehehe whoah there , i am ur master, i created u. i want you to help me with a little something
Help me KILL SHIKI AND DAN.
Puppet_Seph: as you wish

Me: Grrrr... (Wait... it's just my imagination. The pain isn't real... Which means...) Shiki, this isn't real! He's using what we fear most to stall us. We need to conquer our fears!
Shiki: But what if I can't?
Me: You can! Just think of the things that make you keep going through the toughest of times...
Shiki: (thinks of deepset thoughts)
Me: (Does same thing)
Fear Puppet: What the...?!
Me: You will not conquer us anymore. *Dan and Shiki acheive their full power* *Shiki can now summon the Magus Sisters* *Dan can now use ULTRAAAAA COMBOOOOOOO! (Killer Instinct reference*
Fear Puppet: Oh no! Master. I'm sorry. I have failed. *Fear Puppet gets stabbed in the heart by Dan's Masamune* *Fear Puppet dies*
Puppet_Seph: Impressive.... but.... you.... must.... die.
Shiki: My turn. *Summons Magus Sister Sandy* *Sandy uses that really powerful skill of hers in FFX* *Puppet_Seph gets owned*
Dan: 0_0 holy shit... and i thought my Masamune was badass...
Shiki: Shall we go?
Dan: Yeah...

COUGH COUGH RAZZIA IS THAT MOVE BTW
anywho...
ugh we need speed now
summons valefor and dismisses sandy and shiva but keeps in ixion
*climbs on valefor*
*dan climbs on ixion*
persues sasori at full speed
*comes up on an army of enemies*
Shiki: IXION USE THOR'S HAMMER, VALEOFRE ENERGY RAY
they both fire their overdrives at the army destroying it
Shiki: you do NOT mess with an angry summoner!

Razzia... that was it. I thought it was something like that... also the Sister's Overdrive is Delta Attack right?
Sasori: Grrrr... *Looks back* What the...? They're gone... *Looks forward and sees Dan and Shiki on the Aeons or whatever Square-Enix wants to call them...*
Woah... didn't see that coming.
Dan: You know Sasori, there's 3 things you need to know about us. #1) If you're gonna get your minions to kill us, make sure they can ACTUALLY kill us. *Uses ULTRAAAAAA COMBOOOOOO! on Sasori followed by GREAT AETHER! (I rip off Ike... yaaaaay)*
Shiki: #2) Never, EVER get us angry. *Grand Summons Magus Sisters. Magus Sisters Overdrive. Delta Attack. Deals a shitload (100,000?) of damage.*
Both: And #3) We... Don't... LOSE! *Dan's Masamune gets powered up by the Magus Sisters.* *Dan uses Critical Hit* *Sasori is sliced in half*
Sasori: *Weakly* Hehehe... not bad... but as long... as one has evil... in their heart... I WILL RISE AGAIN! HAHAHAHA! *Self Destructs*
Dan: Man, what a drama queen. Anyway, I guess... we find the sword...

pulls out the brotherhood
Shiki: yes, we must find it quickly
summons bahamut and dismisses ixion
Shiki: get on, flight is faster

well sense sasori is sasori i wanna be someone totally me :p

Im L but with the combat skills of solid snake/metal gear chars :beware:


*somehow appeares sitting cross-legged next to shiki eating a slice of cake*

Frost : Hey hows it going?

*screams and jumps*
*looks over*
Shiki: *exhales quickly* it's going good, aside from the fact that were hunting down some sword that i've never heard of.
Frost:Nice
Shiki: yup yup, it is. Say, what kid of cake is that