Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the wish could not be activated due to WOA reaching the max level of awesomeness.

I wish for a better connection.

Granted but u get better connection in phoneline.
I wish for ppl to have their wishes granted

Granted but a fairy godmother Bippity bobbity boops all the wishes into pumpkins (by mistake *coughnotcough*)


I wish that factories would stop polluting the dagum air. And that ciggaretts were banned every where

not a bad wish huh? (smirk)

granted but the public goes on a rampage from withdrawl.
I wish for a slice of pizza.

Granted but it has bugs as toppings.
I wish for some vegetables.

granted but they've gone bad.
I wish for a grape.

Granted but it's poisonous.
I wish for a cup of cold water.

granted but it evaporates.
I wish for a tree in the backyard.

granted but it turns into a walking tree monster and eats your dog

I wish that my pokedex would get finished faster

i don't have a dog.
granted but the game freezes up from all the data.
I wish for a new bike.

granted but no tires

i wish for not the end of the world

granted but (sorry for gettin religous but i just have to do this) but God prevents it and is still the only know when the end of the world comes


I wish that grim didnt secretly steal my Klondike Bars (dhat)

granted but its not a secret anymore

i wish for a klondike bar

Granted but The word Klondike Bar appears in the air in front of u
I wish for a tornado

Granted but it soon goes away
I wish for a cloud.

Granted but Zues popz out and accuses you of stealing his clouds thus Zapping you with lightning.

I wish for a new TV D:

Granted but all you can see is static.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

granted but gangs over use it and they get Med- Cancer (dont judge me. im just trying to be creative)


I wish for napkins

Granted but soon they start taking over the world.

I wish for more rainy days.

Granted but the world becomes flooded


I wish for more funkyness

Granted but people soon get the Blues

I wish that science wouldnt corrupt humanity

granted BUT! u make a discovery that corrups humanity in the late future
lol
I wish 4...WOA to SUCK (no offense it'll turn out that it won't suck man I'm GOOD)

Granted, BUT WOA IS BOOMIN WITH EXCITEMENT AND PWNS THE HECK OUTTA THE OTHER CLANS!!!!!!! WOOT GO WOA :agree:


I wish Lynyrd Skynyrd didnt go outta business I love that band

Granted but they go out of business again when they become to old.

I wish for the lead singer of Nirvana to be back alive.

granted but Nirvana dies from suicidal issues


I wish for cheeseburgers