Replace those words

This game ocurred to me and thought it would be a funny one. One person writes a little poem/paragraph of 4 short sentences and people replace one word from each sentence to change it's meaning/message. Here's an example:

REN WRITES:

Bunnies are cute,
with those long ears
and fluffy tails
who can resist them?

NEXT POSTER WRITES:

Bunnies are deadly,
with those long rifles
and sharp tails
who can oppose them?

RULES
1.- You may only replace ONE (1) word from each sentence/verse
2.- A new paragraph/poem shall be written every sunday by the next poster; if someone already created a new paragraph that day a new one can't be written untill the next sunday.
3.- Common words like "the, a, his/her", etc may be attached/removed to new words replaced for grammatical purposes.
4.- It doesn't neccesarily have to make sense nor rhyme. Be creative, poetic, funny or just random
5.- If someone breaks the rules the post is nullified and the players have to follow the paragraph before that one.

So to begin I will leave with the poem about the bunnies to honnor Pikagirl's birthday, yay

Bunnies are cute,
with those long ears
and fluffy tails
who can resist them?

Foxes are cute,
with those long tails
and fluffy muzzles
who can resist hugging?

Foxes are mischievous
with those tricky tails
and treacherous muzzles.
Chickens can resist hugging?

Ponies are mischievous
with those tricky mouths
and treacherous words.
Chickens can resist dolphins?

Ren wrote:Bunnies are cute,
with those long ears
and fluffy tails
who can resist them?

Has been replaced to

Itachi wrote:Ponies are mischievous
with those tricky mouths
and treacherous words.
Chickens can resist dolphins?

Since noone has written a new paragraph I will create a new one again:

Ren loves BA,
purest love you have ever seen,
gazing at the stars sparkling in the sky
they share a forbidden kiss

I might add a new rule about verbs being changed as well to make it more easier for everyone to play if you want, something like:

purest love Fett has ever seen

In the example, "you" have been replace by "Fett" (as we have been doing till now), and "have" changed gramatically to "has" so that it fits the sentence.

Ren loves cake,
sweetest love you have ever seen,
gazing at the stars sparkling in the icing
she shares a forbidden kiss

Hunk loves cake,
sweetest nosebleed you have ever seen,
gazing at the muscles sparkling in the icing
she shares a narcissist kiss

Hunk loves Ren,
Best nosebleed you have ever seen,
desiring the muscles sparkling in the icing
she shares a lovely kiss