Zelda: The Villain Behind Them All

Did you think that the true evil in Zelda: Twilight Princess is Ganondorf? Well, you're wrong. The REAL villain is...THE POSTMAN!

First off, he is the true murderer of the Queen of the Zoras. If you go there, you will find him hiding behind the throne, claiming he's looking for a "Mr. Zora". The killer always returns to the crime scene, and this time he was looking for the heir to the Zora throne. However, he didn't find him, and tracked him to Kakariko Village, where he spied upon the young prince, but did not try to attempt an assasination with Link there. In the game, you can see him inside of the orphantage, "drying a letter".
He also spies on the meetings in the tavern in Castle Town. That's why you can see him there, in the back. He claims he "doesn't know what to order".
Also, how can he seem to find and identify you no matter where you are, even in wolf form? Dark powers, that's how.

And lastly, and most amazingly, how in the world did he manage to get to the END of the Cave of Ordeals? He's either in control of the monsters, a monster himself, or he has dark powers.
And also why was he there? Well, he was trying to gain the power of the great fairies, but could not summon them because he is evil.

And another truth to the matter...there's not just one postman, there's a whole troop of identical postmen with dark powers. How could he possibly get from one place to another before you, even if you teleport? The answer is simple. They're different people.

In conclusion, there is a tribe of evil postmen, possibly monsters, with dark powers, trying to take over the world.

I forgot to mention that he is also immortal. How else would he live through so many generations?

The fact that you see him in so many different lands further shows his ambitions for world domination.

In Phantom Hourglass, he has WINGS. (most likely an experiment to make them capable of traveling to islands more quickly)

u know u can kill him? its rly hard but you can do it. it lags like hell so it takes bout a half hour for him to come back. its annoying but funny.

HE RUNS OFF A CLIFF.

True evil is definately Zant. i didnt see exactly wat ganon did wrong.

Grimblade wrote:Did you think that the true evil in Zelda: Twilight Princess is Ganondorf? Well, you're wrong. The REAL villain is...THE POSTMAN!

First off, he is the true murderer of the Queen of the Zoras. If you go there, you will find him hiding behind the throne, claiming he's looking for a "Mr. Zora". The killer always returns to the crime scene, and this time he was looking for the heir to the Zora throne. However, he didn't find him, and tracked him to Kakariko Village, where he spied upon the young prince, but did not try to attempt an assasination with Link there. In the game, you can see him inside of the orphantage, "drying a letter".
He also spies on the meetings in the tavern in Castle Town. That's why you can see him there, in the back. He claims he "doesn't know what to order".
Also, how can he seem to find and identify you no matter where you are, even in wolf form? Dark powers, that's how.

And lastly, and most amazingly, how in the world did he manage to get to the END of the Cave of Ordeals? He's either in control of the monsters, a monster himself, or he has dark powers.
And also why was he there? Well, he was trying to gain the power of the great fairies, but could not summon them because he is evil.

And another truth to the matter...there's not just one postman, there's a whole troop of identical postmen with dark powers. How could he possibly get from one place to another before you, even if you teleport? The answer is simple. They're different people.

In conclusion, there is a tribe of evil postmen, possibly monsters, with dark powers, trying to take over the world.

I forgot to mention that he is also immortal. How else would he live through so many generations?

The fact that you see him in so many different lands further shows his ambitions for world domination.

In Phantom Hourglass, he has WINGS. (most likely an experiment to make them capable of traveling to islands more quickly)

a very astute analysis, we should keep an eye out for that post man monster

IT WAS THE POST MAN, HE KILLED MAH FAMILY!

lol, nicely done my friend. that made me lol.

and what of tingle! GASP! who can say what this persons true intentions are, flying on a balloon like that, searching for fairies!!!

best_Alchemist wrote:and what of tingle! GASP! who can say what this persons true intentions are, flying on a balloon like that, searching for fairies!!!

Err...If I recall correctly, Tingle floats on balloons in order to make his maps.

Grimblade wrote:

best_Alchemist wrote:and what of tingle! GASP! who can say what this persons true intentions are, flying on a balloon like that, searching for fairies!!!

Err...If I recall correctly, Tingle floats on balloons in order to make his maps.

or is he? he's making maps just as much as that post man is delivering mail! Tingle must be working for the post man as a spy!

best_Alchemist wrote:

Grimblade wrote:

best_Alchemist wrote:and what of tingle! GASP! who can say what this persons true intentions are, flying on a balloon like that, searching for fairies!!!

Err...If I recall correctly, Tingle floats on balloons in order to make his maps.

or is he? he's making maps just as much as that post man is delivering mail! Tingle must be working for the post man as a spy!

Hmm, I see. :O

that explaines how hes in minish cap majoras mask AND twilight princess!!!

mariomaker26 wrote:that explaines how hes in minish cap majoras mask AND twilight princess!!!

don't forget about wind waker!