Pokemon: Gotta roleplay 'em all!

Ok talent look on the previous page, and you'll see my list of Gym Leaders, their pokemon, and what town they're in.

Even though Funk's post about the Gym leaders disappeared, thanks Funk for the heads-up. But now I'm double posting D: OHNOEZ
Well, sorry guys, but I need to do something
Edit during first post is being written: I found page 6. Lol.

I just knocked the hell out of the gym leader and now have an awesome badge.
Tal: "Hm. Now I go for 6 it seems like."
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "You sir are you looking for badges my name is NotTeamRocket and I'm here to give you a special offer."
Tal: "Okay, but speak slower and use punctuation."
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Oooohhhh!"
Tal: "Nice Speed Racer gasp. What do you want?"
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Well first you must hand me one Pokemon from your inventory."
Tal: "Sounds fishy. I don't trust you."
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Ooooohhhhh! But you shall regret it sir!"
Tal: "Stop making Speed Racer gasps!"
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Very well. Do you want this offer or no?"
Tal: "Tell me what the point of it is."
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Well you hand me one Pokemon and I give you another."
Tal: "So you want to trade?"
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Oh, yeah, that."
Tal: "I guess." Now who to trade... I suppose I don't need two Dragon types. As much as it hurts me, sorry Dragonite.
"Alright."
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Heeheeheehee!"
Tal: "...Creep."
So the trade commences
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "Heeheehee! You shall not regret it!"
Tal: "Wait. I'm going to see what you traded me."
Out comes a Magikarp
MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TEAM ROCKET: "HOHOHOH YOU HAVE BEEN DUPED BY TEAM ROCKET."
I drop-kick the man in the face, then proceed to give him an Indian rugburn
Tal: "So you're going to give me my Dragonite back. K?"
Team Rocket: "Oh no! Rug burns! My one weakness! Take it!"

Received Dragonite back from Team Rocket!

hey you cant just jump in like that ;~;

*it is still raining*

*sees funky with a scizor* *sees ender being all cool and stuff*

*goes on the TV*

Frost:*5 minutes later* Call 1-555-Lawyer

Pika: ._. whats with all the commercials D:<

Pikawars wrote:hey you cant just jump in like that ;~;

*it is still raining*

*sees funky with a scizor* *sees ender being all cool and stuff*

*goes on the TV*

Frost:*5 minutes later* Call 1-555-Lawyer

Pika: ._. whats with all the commercials D:<

Pika, i let him do that, and I'll allow ender to so too because hey, it's kinda hard to catch up like that when we're almost done so it's only fair


AND!
I traded my scizor with that friend for a carnivine if you haven't noticed

And scince it's still raining, I'll be still with this "friend" for a while until someone decides it stops lol.... Wait a minute

*gets call from Hamston"

Funky! Listen to me closely! I have an urgent notice! And I need you and Talent to report back to my lab in Nagatown! Immediatly!

Funky: We can't it's still rai-
Hey look the sun just suddenly popped out..... Ok prof. we're on our way! LET'S GO FLYGON!

I definitely posted a post about two hours ago. How agonizingly painful for me to have to repost it.
*ahem*
WAIT I'M INVOLVED IN SOMETHING
YAY FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT :cheers:
We'll assume my character doesn't know this yet for the sake of the storyplot and nothing to do with foreshadowing

Tal walks away from "Face-Full-of-Foot" Rocket and looks for directions to the next town

Tal: "You know how to get to the sixth town from here?"
Man: "Why yes. I do."
Tal: "Would you mind telling me?"
Man: "Sure."
Tal: "..."
Man: "..."
Tal: "Now?"
Man: "Oh. Should have said something."
Tal: ¬_¬
Man: First you go west from here to Cycling Road, then you go south there and take an east at the end and head into Fuschia."
Tal: "You're in the wrong region."
Tal walks away from the region-confused man to find the town on his own
!O<-< =lO<-< (Yes I am wearing a top hat)
Juggler: Hoho! We must battle while I mysteriously juggle these Pokeballs!
Tal: "Oooohhh!"
Tal realizes he is better at the Speed Racer gasp and accepts
Juggler wants to battle!
Juggler sent out Wigglytuff!
Tal: Ok, Electivire has Brick Break, so this battle is all his.
Go, Electivire!
Electivire uses Brick Break!
It's super effective!
Wigglytuff fainted!
Juggler concedes defeat!
Juggler: "I knew I should have gotten more than just that Wigglytuff. Here's your money."
Tal: "Double it. Electivire is holding an Amulet Coin."
Juggler: "D'aw!"
Pocketing the money, Tal walks off towards the next town

*sees it stopped raining*

*sees funky and Tal to the teleporter*

Pika: eh* jumps in before they notice*

troll: so were this Mystery hole
Timm: this way
Troll: Oh Thats cool
Timm: Why yes it is
*troll jumps and sees funky*
Troll: Dang it timm
Timm: My fraind Aozz you have nothing worry about
Troll:...
Heman: Dont worry troll your allmost to 3rd gym leader
Troll: What The? WHO PUTED HEMAN MY Story!
Funky: No one Did Troll =)
Troll: Oh...
Heman: your allmost there Troll
Troll: Stop Calling Troll im Aozz in this Story
Heman: FIND be Like that
*Aozz Is Now in 3rd gym leader*

Team rocket: Prepare for troub- *walks past them*
Me: Hyper beam *Metagross uses hyper beam from a tree*
Team rocket: (insert usual failed phrase here)
*reaches a really big tree*
Me: What could this place be *sees a pokemon at the far end*
Pokedex: Mew the (insert dex entry)
*runs towards mew*
*it teleports me away*
*Is back in nagatown*
Me: I guess i shouldnt worry about mew for now

Gym Leader 3: hold it!
Troll: huh?
Gym Leader 3: im a gym leader if you win you may pass
Troll: allright *go pikachu*
Gym Leader 3: *go Meditite*
Troll: Use Thunderbolt

*takes effect and fainted*
Gym Leader 3: Thats to easy XD
Timi: i know right?
Gym Leader 3: *go Machoke*
*machoke attacks pikachu*
*pikachu fainted*
Gym Leader 3: He Just Scare
Troll: ...MUSIC

Troll: Go Charmander
Gym Leader 3; please
Troll: Charmander ues flamethrower
*didnt effect*
Troll: What?
*Manchoke attacks charmander*
*Charmander Faints
Troll: Allright thats it! go *Ursaring*
Troll: Use Faint Attack
*Manchoke Faints*
Gym leader 3: funky a better trainer than you are!
Troll:...
Gym Leader 3: Go Lucario
*Lucario Attacks Ursaring didnt effect*
Gym Leader 3: WHAT?
*Ursaring Use Faint attack*
Gym Leader 3: Heres your bage
Troll: Thank You

-Hamlock-

Ender: "Hmm...well this is an interesting place..."
Ender strolls around Hamlock, admiring the view of the new architecture.
Ender: "And THAT must be Lance's place!"
Walking over to a small, but well maintained, villa, Ender rattles the door knob to find that it is locked. A sign hangs on the window that says "Out to Lunch"
Ender: "Dear lord, he acts like he is some sort of attraction...! Well, what am I gonna do now?"

Ender walks by a local park, lost in thought, I notices two trainers battling. He watches for a bit until one of them gains the upper edge with a completely cheap Spiritomb. Ender rolls his eyes and walks away, but not before overhearing one of them mentioning the local Gym.

Ender: "Well, I guess I can go give this a look. Haven''t battled a gym in ages..."
Ender walks up to the building that is rather conspicuously titled: "GYM." I wonder what kind of pokemon this leader u-"
???: "HEY CHAMP!"
Ender: "...ses. Dear God, man, you're still alive??"
That Trainer Guy Who Hangs Out in Gyms: "Of course I am! And I can tell you this: the leader here is named Charonite! And Dragons are the type-in-arms here! Just up your ally, Champ!"
Ender: "Oh fun! But can I get in without the other 6 badges?"
TTGWHOIG: "Sure, sure. He may not take you seriously at first, but just show him your other badges and stuff. I mean, you didn't think the Gym challenge was to be taken strictly in order did you? Sure some kids are lucky enough to be born in towns that conveniently take linear routes from gyms 1 to 8, but what about those poor kids born in the towns of the later gyms? Do they need to walk across the world to start a challenge they could initiate right next door? And hey, I travel to all the gyms, and let me tel you something; it is not easy...in fact I-"
Ender: "Thank you. That will be enough."
TTGWHOIG: "Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna go to the bar and get wasted."
Ender: "In case you didn't notice, there are no markets or restaurants that cater to humans. And forget health insurance. I guess if we did have places to eat, we would need to eat meat. And due to the lack of actual animals, I suppose we would have to eat Miltanks..."
TTGWHOIG: "Why do you think I'm getting wasted? Good luck and good day."

He walks off.

Ender: "Whatever."

He enters the gym and is pleasantly surprised to find that it actually resembles a operable arena and not some ludicrous maze.

Charonite: "Whoa whoa whoa, show me your rank."
Ender: "Well, I have no badges from this country, but I have a whole ton from others, and I have a black trainer card..."
Charonite inspects these.
Charonite: "Ahhh, I black man, eh? They are pretty hard."
Ender: "That's what she said..."
Charonite: "Hohoho! I like your kroompst, boy! Let us have a battle of the ages, then! Now for my speech: I have trained in the mountains for decades, hardening my body and soul. Dragons represent the power and beauty of this world...do you think you can crush this force? Show me!"

Platforms rise

Charonite: "Like the Charon of myth, I will take you to your grave! Now come out, Altaria!"

-because the movesets have not been solidified to my knowledge, I shall use proxy sets-

Altaria bursts out of its pokeball, fluffy wings creating a sharp contrast to its long, powerful neck.
Ender: Let's make this fun! I'll use MY dragon team too!"
Charonite: "Hohoho! Another dragon tamer? I have not seen you around the Dragon Guild, who did you train under?"
Ender: "That's not important...let's just get this battle going!"

-Ender's Dragon Team-
*Dragonite lv 82
Aqua Tail
Earthquake
Thunderbolt
Dragon Pulse

*Palkia lv 85
Surf
Spacial Rend
Dragon Pulse
Aura Sphere

*Giratina lv 80
Shadow Force
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Dragon Pulse

*Flygon lv 85
Earthquake
Sandstorm
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower

*Rayquaza lv 90
Dragon Pulse
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Thunderbolt

Salamence lv 79
Fly
Crunch
Draco Meteor
Hyper Beam
-

Ender: "Go! Rayquaza!"
Charonite: "Oh HO! Now THAT is a rare sight! I really MUST get you into the Guild!"
Ender: "Whatever, Rayquaza, use ice beam!"
Charonite: "Jumping right in, eh? Quickly, Altaria! Mist!"

mist covers the room, obscuring the view. Altaria's cloudy form seems to liquify into the air.

Ender: "What the-?? What a powerful mist attack! My ice beam wont be able to hit in this! However, you are obviously not familiar with the Sky King Dragon."

Rayquaza unleashes a mighty roar and the mist is dispelled

Charonite: "Hohoho!"
Ender: "Rayquaza controls the atmosphere, so your attempt to confuse me is pointless!"
Charonite: "Confuse you...? No no, my boy. You have it wrong...return altaria! I need you now, Dragonite!"

Dragonite takes altaria's place in the arena

Ender: "What was the point of that supposed to be?"
Charonite: "You see, mist was not need to block your vision, but to get you and the arena covered in a film of water..."
Ender: "Eh...?"
Charonite: "DRAGONITE THUNDER!"
Ender: "Wait! A move like that will never hit my fast Rayquaza! What are you thinking?"

Dragonite Hits the ground with the bolt of electricity, but to Ender's surprise, the current spreads out through the whole gym, engulfing Rayyquaza!

Ender: "Erk! With all this water around, the electricity has added power and range! No!"
Charonite: "Hohoho!"
Ender: "Heh...but you underestimate me!"

The static clears to reveal the form of Rayquaza, still active...but just barely.

Ender: "That was an amazingly powerful attack to have damaged my dragon so...but I foresaw such an event and gave him a focus band! Allowing him to survive would-be OHKOs!"
Charonite: Herrrrm...now this is getting interesting!"
Ender: "Indeed...now time to turn the tables. Rayquaza! Ice beam!"

The flow of frigid air that shoots out of the dragon's maw suddenly expands into a wall of freezing energy as the water droplets left in the arena become super cooled.

Ender: "Dodge this...!"
Charonite: "No need. Dragonite, eat your Yache berry!"
Ender: "Ahh...you have weakened the power of hy ice type move...interesting indeed!"
Charonite: "Hohoho! My Dragonite also has endured your move...and we seem to be evenly matched in vitality levels. This last move will decide it..."
Charonite and Ender: "DRAGON PULSE!"

A massive burst of violent energy erupts from both ends of the arena, meeting in the center to form a ball of energy, connecting the two streams. Suddenly, the ball expands and a massive explosion fills the gym. When the smoke clears, both pokemon are out cold.

Ender: "I don't believe it...you managed to KO Rayquaza...this is just like that time...with that red eyed bastard...!"
Charonite: "Pardon? I thought you said Red...? He is the 8th Gym leader in this country! I didn't think you would know a legend like him!"
Ender: "Wh-what?? He's here?? i must get to him!"
Charonite: "Well, he wont see you if you dont have the Endurance badge of mine...so-"

Ender's eyes suddenly flash in an almost insane manner

Ender: "THEN I THINK IT IS TIME TO STEP UP MY GAME AND DESTROY YOU! BRACE YOURSELF FOR MY WRATH!"

Charonite: "Hohoho!"

...to be continued in my next post as my laptop is running low on batteries...

Still unaware as to Funk's need of him (hint hint, Pika D:<), Tal continues to wherever he was going

Tal: "According to this map I picked up about 15 minutes ago, this path should lead straight to where I need to go."
???: "Hold up!"
Tal: "?"
Funk shows up riding on his Flygon
Funk: "The professor is in need of us. He didn't tell me anything yet, so we should go ASAP."
Tal: "Got it."
Pulling out Salamence, Tal and Funk ride back to Professor Hamston's lab

Troll: to 4th Gym leader =P
*Ring Ring Phone Call Phone Call*
Troll: Hello?
???: Sup
Troll: Umm..Nothing Much
???: I wanted give you something so meet me at my house at 7:48AM
Troll: Are U Serios?? im not got going your house at that time =S
???: ok ok Find 4:00PM
*hung phone up*
Troll: Allright Lets Go Timi
*knock Knock*
Timi: Who is it?
Troll: it me aozz
Timi: Aozz!
Troll: Yes?
Timi: Lets go carnival
Troll: Ok

Timi: ...
Troll: Whats Wrong?
Timi: nothing...
Troll: O_o
Troll: Hey a pokemon!
Timi: What is it?
Troll: it a Turtwig.
Clown: Oh Hi i see you have my Turtwig
Troll: its yours?
Clown: Yes
*All Clowns come up to stand*
Clown: Well i gotta go
Troll: *Sign* well i guess there no battle here
Timi: Yeah no gym leader...
Troll: Well i guess i gotta go see fraind he wanted give me something
Timi: Ok...
Troll: Hey!
???: hi
Troll: So What do want me get?
???: A bage
Troll: Your The 4th Gym leader?
Gym Leader 4: Yup
Troll: Go Charmander
Gym Leader 4: Go Tangela
Troll: Charmander Used flamethorwer
*It Effect*
Tangela Attacks Charmander
*Charmander Douge*
*Charmander Ues Flamthower*
*Tangela Fainted*
Gym Leader 4: Not Bad aozz go Weepinbell
*Weepinbell attacks Charmander*
*Charmander Faint*
Troll: Heh Not bad for yourself go pikachu
*pikachu uses Lighting*
*Weepinbell fainted*
Gym Leader 4; Your getting good at this =P go Gloom*
*Gloom attacks pikachu and it miss and pikacu ues lighting gloom fainted*
Gym Leader 4: Here your bage =)
Troll: Yup im of get my 5th bage
Gym Leader 4: well good luck my fraind