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Funny Joke I found
I copied and pasted this so enjoy this funny redneck joke i found!!!
Redneck Joke
Dat Ain't Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba."
Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba."
"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.
"Cause Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"
Redneck Joke
Dat Ain't Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba."
Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba."
"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.
"Cause Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"
Funky Road- Retired Staff
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lol nice (XD), the ending, didnt see that coming, lol rednecks :awsome:
Kurono- Member
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lol wow, i totally didn't didn't see that punchline coming
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lol we are 2 now, as i didnt expect it either.Storm wrote:lol wow, i totally didn't didn't see that punchline coming
Kurono- Member
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Expect the unexpected *looks around* AAAAH!!! Lol
But this is a cool joke i found on some joke website. so. I saw redneck jokes and because i love country and southern stuff. i just had to see what was in store for me.
But this is a cool joke i found on some joke website. so. I saw redneck jokes and because i love country and southern stuff. i just had to see what was in store for me.
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not that funny but it WAS funny lol
nice joke
nice joke
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if u want more jokes and fun check out double-u double-u double-u dot coolfunnyjokes dot com lol
Yeah lol XD I'll post the site incase ppl are too lazy to read wat i was trying to type
www.coolfunnyjokes.com
Yeah lol XD I'll post the site incase ppl are too lazy to read wat i was trying to type
www.coolfunnyjokes.com
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lol you should change your name to Funny now lol, well if you wantFunky Road wrote:Expect the unexpected *looks around* AAAAH!!! Lol
Kurono- Member
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hmm Funny Road........... does have a ring to it. And i do intend on changing my name sometime later. But not Funny Road lol.
But glad ya liked the joke
But glad ya liked the joke
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ok lol change it to what ever you want then
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LMFAO!!! I DIDNT SEE THAT LAST LINE COMING xD!!!
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