Funny Story

Ok i got this off of lotsofjokes.com

IT IS FUNNY:
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"


THIS WAS FUNNY AS HECK!!!!

Here's another one. Im copying and pasting

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of Female dog who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of Female dog that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the Female dog in the kitchen."

lol! i'll post some some other time.

I was just seeing what other ppl thought of em XD

Me noticing something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny stuff is at the end of the story.... Coincedince
I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't really find either of them funny

................. go to lotsofjokes.com is where i found them :p

i found the last 1 funny

i thought the first one was pretty goofy.. Newspaper Comic Funny in a way XD

The second one is funny...

The first one is the oldest joke in the book, I heard that one in like 1st grade lol (except, in first grade, we didn't say OH SHIT lol)

ULoseIWinHaHa AKA B0MB wrote:The second one is funny...

The first one is the oldest joke in the book, I heard that one in like 1st grade lol (except, in first grade, we didn't say OH SHIT lol)

Agreed, the second one was funny. Well when I was in 1st Grade some of the kids said "Oh shit" and I almost asked both my teacher and my parents what it meant (XD).