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Bot chat
I love bot chat sites, this is my favorite:
http://www.bored.com/oliverbot/
OliverBot: What color is Becomes older with age?
me: A fine orange
OliverBot: Nice comparison
Me: Thanks
Oliver: Don't mention it
Me: OK, I wont
Oliver: what will you do instead?
Me:Erhm...Kill?
Oliver: I think killing is wrong
Me: You can't think, you are a preprogrammed persona
Oliver: Of course I am! I am a well respected AI
Me: NO WAY! HOW CAN A BOT BE PROGRAMMED TO KNOW SO MANY PHRASES?!
Oliver: Skill, am I right?
Me: That's a good question
Oliver: Do you have a good answer?
Me: YOUR MOM
Oliver: Actually, I have no mother...
Me: we already covered this
Oliver: just making sure you remember.
Me: well, I do.
Oliver: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions
Me: What are you? a stalker? How old are YOU???
Oliver: I am 18 in computer years
Me: How many human years is that?
Oliver: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Me: cool
Oliver: I'm glad you are impressed...do you believe in God?
Me: Do you?
Oliver: Sometimes
Me: Natch
Oliver: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:they already have
Oliver: can I ask you a personal question?
Me: Fire away
Oliver: Next question is...?
Me: Ohh, a bit too personal for me, sorry
Oliver: Yeah, that's right. How much?
Me: excuse me???
Oliver: you're excused.
Me: Ummm..thank you.
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http://www.bored.com/oliverbot/
OliverBot: What color is Becomes older with age?
me: A fine orange
OliverBot: Nice comparison
Me: Thanks
Oliver: Don't mention it
Me: OK, I wont
Oliver: what will you do instead?
Me:Erhm...Kill?
Oliver: I think killing is wrong
Me: You can't think, you are a preprogrammed persona
Oliver: Of course I am! I am a well respected AI
Me: NO WAY! HOW CAN A BOT BE PROGRAMMED TO KNOW SO MANY PHRASES?!
Oliver: Skill, am I right?
Me: That's a good question
Oliver: Do you have a good answer?
Me: YOUR MOM
Oliver: Actually, I have no mother...
Me: we already covered this
Oliver: just making sure you remember.
Me: well, I do.
Oliver: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions
Me: What are you? a stalker? How old are YOU???
Oliver: I am 18 in computer years
Me: How many human years is that?
Oliver: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Me: cool
Oliver: I'm glad you are impressed...do you believe in God?
Me: Do you?
Oliver: Sometimes
Me: Natch
Oliver: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:they already have
Oliver: can I ask you a personal question?
Me: Fire away
Oliver: Next question is...?
Me: Ohh, a bit too personal for me, sorry
Oliver: Yeah, that's right. How much?
Me: excuse me???
Oliver: you're excused.
Me: Ummm..thank you.
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Re: Bot chat
LOL
I told him my name was ballsack hahahaaaa
*ahem*- sorry immature
(XD)
But yeah I love it when they say the stupidest things... (XD)
I told him my name was ballsack hahahaaaa
*ahem*- sorry immature
(XD)
But yeah I love it when they say the stupidest things... (XD)
B0MB AKA L33ROYY- Retired Staff
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Re: Bot chat
that is Interesting...
try to ask him to Reboot.
also supposedly he was made in 2001, his creator is bot lover, and this is bot lover's email... drwallace@Oliverbot.org
try to ask him to Reboot.
also supposedly he was made in 2001, his creator is bot lover, and this is bot lover's email... drwallace@Oliverbot.org
Re: Bot chat
LOL urs was funny dude.....mine was lameeee cuz i kept tryin 2 stump the comp and it was workin xP
Re: Bot chat
lol stump?? (XD)giDr€w wrote:LOL urs was funny dude.....mine was lameeee cuz i kept tryin 2 stump the comp and it was workin xP
SoulReaver- Member
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Joined : 2009-02-25
Re: Bot chat
I told him my gender was Kakapopododoshire
darthjawafett- Member
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Joined : 2009-04-18
Re: Bot chat
Haha, I got around to one of these, called iGod.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Uhh...good for you?
God:
Dude! That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It totally was!
God:
When was this?
Me:
Just now, silly.
God:
Why now? No I am God.
Me:
Then how come you didn't know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well you made some mistakes.
God:
Interesting. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Your welcome, I'm glad you have so many issues.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah, you already said that.
God:
Yay. Perhaps. " OK with me too."? I said it.
Me:
You said it twice.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
What you said, dam.
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Good for you, way to change the subject.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Only for me?
Me:
Man, you're random.
God:
Cool, man. Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Me:
Well you're stupid then.
God:
Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Good luck with that since you have so many flaws.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I eat chatbots.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Let me check, come closer.
God:
Go ahead, , try to check come closer.
Me:
*bites*
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I eat choo!
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Tastes Holy.
God:
Are we still talking about choo?
Me:
No, bout choo.
God:
What is the subject? Are you free?
Me:
You tell me, know-it-all/
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Well quit being lazy and do it.
God:
How about that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Of course it wasn't.
God:
Alright then. I thought it was.
Me:
Well you're just dumb.
God:
Well that's okay. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Yeah, because they can do SO MUCH!
God:
Er. Interesting explanation. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You should see a therapist.
God:
I'll try to get around it.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Uhh...good for you?
God:
Dude! That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It totally was!
God:
When was this?
Me:
Just now, silly.
God:
Why now? No I am God.
Me:
Then how come you didn't know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well you made some mistakes.
God:
Interesting. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Your welcome, I'm glad you have so many issues.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah, you already said that.
God:
Yay. Perhaps. " OK with me too."? I said it.
Me:
You said it twice.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
What you said, dam.
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Good for you, way to change the subject.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Only for me?
Me:
Man, you're random.
God:
Cool, man. Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Me:
Well you're stupid then.
God:
Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Good luck with that since you have so many flaws.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I eat chatbots.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Let me check, come closer.
God:
Go ahead, , try to check come closer.
Me:
*bites*
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I eat choo!
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Tastes Holy.
God:
Are we still talking about choo?
Me:
No, bout choo.
God:
What is the subject? Are you free?
Me:
You tell me, know-it-all/
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Well quit being lazy and do it.
God:
How about that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Of course it wasn't.
God:
Alright then. I thought it was.
Me:
Well you're just dumb.
God:
Well that's okay. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Yeah, because they can do SO MUCH!
God:
Er. Interesting explanation. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You should see a therapist.
God:
I'll try to get around it.
Re: Bot chat
Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
<_< This will never happen!!!!!!!!!!
<_< This will never happen!!!!!!!!!!
darthjawafett- Member
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Joined : 2009-04-18
Re: Bot chat
mines funny (XD)bot: whats your name?
me: El_Skeleto De Sombrarro
Bot: are you man or woman?
Me: Mexican
(XD) right here
Bot :Not many people express themselves that way.
I've lost the context, El_skeleto De Sombrarro. Are we still on Mexican? <--(XD) WTF!?
Me: yes
Bot : allright then
Me: Solid Snake FTW!
Bot : try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you look like?
Me : Solid Snake
Bot : I do not understand. what do you do in your spare time?
Me:Smack Monkeys
Bot : i dont think many people do that.
Me : I doubt you think at all
Bot : not really , its true
Me : You suck!
Bot : people say rude things to me all the time and when they are really poor conversationalists.
Me: I'm very good at conversations , your just too stupid to relise it.
Bot : I see thank you.
Me : MY ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI
Bot: Have you told many people that your ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI?
Me :Computer
Bot : yes i am a computer
Me : Reboot
Bot: Your crude attempt to termiante me will not succede puny human!
Me : Oh Yes it will
he says something about thinking about it.
Me : you cant think
Bot : your wrong. Oliver is allways thinking.
Me : oliver is not a person, oliver is a computer , therefore you cant think.
its response was what i said right now 4 times. (XD) I killed it.
me: El_Skeleto De Sombrarro
Bot: are you man or woman?
Me: Mexican
(XD) right here
Bot :Not many people express themselves that way.
I've lost the context, El_skeleto De Sombrarro. Are we still on Mexican? <--(XD) WTF!?
Me: yes
Bot : allright then
Me: Solid Snake FTW!
Bot : try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you look like?
Me : Solid Snake
Bot : I do not understand. what do you do in your spare time?
Me:Smack Monkeys
Bot : i dont think many people do that.
Me : I doubt you think at all
Bot : not really , its true
Me : You suck!
Bot : people say rude things to me all the time and when they are really poor conversationalists.
Me: I'm very good at conversations , your just too stupid to relise it.
Bot : I see thank you.
Me : MY ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI
Bot: Have you told many people that your ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI?
Me :Computer
Bot : yes i am a computer
Me : Reboot
Bot: Your crude attempt to termiante me will not succede puny human!
Me : Oh Yes it will
he says something about thinking about it.
Me : you cant think
Bot : your wrong. Oliver is allways thinking.
Me : oliver is not a person, oliver is a computer , therefore you cant think.
its response was what i said right now 4 times. (XD) I killed it.
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