Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but instead brock gets laid

and i wish frost was rich!

Granted but the Gov't takes all his money and gives ALL of it. EVERY LAST PENNY, DIME AND QUARTER! to........... oh the horror. ALL THE MONEY GOES TO IRAQ!, as a bribe to stop the war. lol


I wish we were able to bribe Iraq like that just to stop the war

granted but they buy out most of North America.

I wish for a genie

Granted but he uses all 3 wishes against you and makes them his own.

I wish for a magical lamp

granted but there is no magic in it, or oil

I wish for a lava lamp

granted but its broken


i wish for more corn nuts *yum crunchy*

Granted but you get Raisin Bran Crunch. *in deep voice* FROM KELLOGG'S!


I wish for a bunny rabbit

wish granted but its a bunny wabbit instead


i wish for a cherry dr.pepper

Granted but you get Boison Berry Dr. Pepper.



I wish for a Mt. Dew

granted but you get nothing so your kinda screwed

i wish for a teleporting device

Granted but you get transported to North Korea instead of India


I wish for a mouse

granted instead you get louse

i wish for an apple

granted but you get... THE ANNOYING ORANGE!! *laughs like annoying orange*

If you don't know what I mean look up on youtube: Annoying Orange lol


I wish that daneboe would make Annoying Orange videos more often instead of every friday. ANNOYING ORANGE FTW

granted but it becomes the annoying pear


i wish i wasnt so good at pokemon

Granted but all your pokemon become weak and you are still able to defeat the pokemon with the highest level and highest stats ever!

I wish I could strum the world's largest guitar

granted but you strum the worlds biggest banjo

i wish we all just shut up lol

Hey that's even better XD I'm the only one who's wish was granted or wish got better! YAY!!!


Ok granted but someone coems up and starts shootin their mouth off with no period or puncuation in sight.

granted but wait you didnt make a wish LOLCAKES


I wish for LOLCAKES

Frost wrote:granted but wait you didnt make a wish LOLCAKES


I wish for LOLCAKES

granted but you get ROFLCAKES instead

i wish for robert to be dead

granted but he risies from the dead and does the thriller



i wish i had photoshop again

granted but then it wouldnt run on your comp becuz You are a pirate

and then it wouldnt work,

i wish for my fever to go away!

granted but you then catch a cold



i wish for some water

granted but it's permafrost and never will melt

I wish for a green thumb

granted you got mail

i wish for slick

Granted but it slips out of your hands


I wish for an eraser