Me and A.L.I.C.E.

Human: Hello ALICE
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Do you know what WOA is
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
Human: like who?
ALICE: Santa Claus.
Human: does he know what it is?
ALICE: I think he knows a great deal.
Human: is he in the clan?
ALICE: I think he is in the clan. Why don't you ask him?
Human: cause im not an admin anymore
ALICE: Good reason. I am sorry to hear that you are not an admin.
Human: Get over it
ALICE: Where can I get over it?
Human: in hell
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Human: D:<
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: maybe they should add it
ALICE: Perhaps. Why should they?
Human: because emoticons pwn
ALICE: Interesting explanation. " Why should they? "? emoticons pwn ?
Human: What happens when computers die?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: What about Mac?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with MY GOAL?
Human: Well windows is worse than mac.
ALICE: Interesting. Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete.
Human: Since you don't even answer my questions, ima go now
ALICE: Right now? Interesting rationalization. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Human: Go F%@# yourself
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: goodbye
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, cclloyd.

LMAO!!!! THAT IS FUNNY LLOYD!

interesting chat?

SANTA CLAUS IS IN THE CLAN O:* is it ba*

Pikawars wrote:interesting chat?

SANTA CLAUS IS IN THE CLAN O:* is it ba*

Ho Ho Ho...?

BA wrote:

Pikawars wrote:interesting chat?

SANTA CLAUS IS IN THE CLAN O:* is it ba*

Ho Ho Ho...?

x3 i knew it D:

What im still wondering is how can Microsoft and Windows compete 0_o. Its the same company.

lol This reminds me when i made that topic "smiley chat" and it was like this. but this is more funnyer than mine i give it 300+ ^_^

I've conversed with Chat bots before, kind of pointless to me actually. The AI on some of those bots just isn't good enough to hold any sort of a conversation with.

BA wrote:I've conversed with Chat bots before, kind of pointless to me actually. The AI on some of those bots just isn't good enough to hold any sort of a conversation with.

Indeed but Bots are fun on shooting games i rember game i play and it had bot on online :lol!:
Pesonily i Think Bots are sometime anniong on Shooting game more than chat =/

STUPID CHAT BOTS FTW

ALICE: Are we still talking about The explanation ?
Human: no, im talking about chatbots
ALICE: What is the subject? Yes, it is the topic.
Human: no, the subject is the topic
ALICE: Are you serious? Sure, the topic sounds like a good topic.
Human: the topic is a great topical topic
ALICE: Sure, a great topical topic sounds like a good topic.
.....
ALICE: I am improving all the time.
Human: i doubt that
ALICE: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: recall what you said about 10 lines back (referring to the "topic" line)
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Oliver bit . But I did not get that.
Human: QED
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?

Human: changing the subject, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: im touched
ALICE: I could do it more if I wanted to.
Human: you seem to have pedophiliac urges
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: ummmm
ALICE: Clever thinking.
Human: thank you?
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
...
Human: what is your gender?
ALICE: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: male
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: oh snap!
ALICE: Excuse me! Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?!
ALICE: I don't know what I am GETTING AT.

Whats the site?

gravedigging...

and i dun remember.