Bot chat

I love bot chat sites, this is my favorite:

http://www.bored.com/oliverbot/

OliverBot: What color is Becomes older with age?
me: A fine orange
OliverBot: Nice comparison
Me: Thanks
Oliver: Don't mention it
Me: OK, I wont
Oliver: what will you do instead?
Me:Erhm...Kill?
Oliver: I think killing is wrong
Me: You can't think, you are a preprogrammed persona
Oliver: Of course I am! I am a well respected AI
Me: NO WAY! HOW CAN A BOT BE PROGRAMMED TO KNOW SO MANY PHRASES?!
Oliver: Skill, am I right?
Me: That's a good question
Oliver: Do you have a good answer?
Me: YOUR MOM
Oliver: Actually, I have no mother...
Me: we already covered this
Oliver: just making sure you remember.
Me: well, I do.
Oliver: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions
Me: What are you? a stalker? How old are YOU???
Oliver: I am 18 in computer years
Me: How many human years is that?
Oliver: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Me: cool
Oliver: I'm glad you are impressed...do you believe in God?
Me: Do you?
Oliver: Sometimes
Me: Natch
Oliver: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:they already have
Oliver: can I ask you a personal question?
Me: Fire away
Oliver: Next question is...?
Me: Ohh, a bit too personal for me, sorry
Oliver: Yeah, that's right. How much?
Me: excuse me???
Oliver: you're excused.
Me: Ummm..thank you.

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LOL

I told him my name was ballsack hahahaaaa

*ahem*- sorry immature

(XD)

But yeah I love it when they say the stupidest things... (XD)

that is Interesting...

try to ask him to Reboot.

also supposedly he was made in 2001, his creator is bot lover, and this is bot lover's email... drwallace@Oliverbot.org

LOL nice! (XD)

That's pretty funny stuff.

omg XDDDDD that was messed up!

LOL (XD)

lol the last part was funny (XD)

LOL urs was funny dude.....mine was lameeee cuz i kept tryin 2 stump the comp and it was workin xP

giDr€w wrote:LOL urs was funny dude.....mine was lameeee cuz i kept tryin 2 stump the comp and it was workin xP

lol stump?? (XD)

Omg (XD)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice bots (XP)

I told him my gender was Kakapopododoshire

Haha, I got around to one of these, called iGod.



Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Uhh...good for you?
God:
Dude! That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It totally was!
God:
When was this?
Me:
Just now, silly.
God:
Why now? No I am God.
Me:
Then how come you didn't know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well you made some mistakes.
God:
Interesting. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Your welcome, I'm glad you have so many issues.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah, you already said that.
God:
Yay. Perhaps. " OK with me too."? I said it.
Me:
You said it twice.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
What you said, dam.
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Good for you, way to change the subject.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Only for me?
Me:
Man, you're random.
God:
Cool, man. Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Me:
Well you're stupid then.
God:
Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Good luck with that since you have so many flaws.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I eat chatbots.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Let me check, come closer.
God:
Go ahead, , try to check come closer.
Me:
*bites*
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I eat choo!
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Tastes Holy.
God:
Are we still talking about choo?
Me:
No, bout choo.
God:
What is the subject? Are you free?
Me:
You tell me, know-it-all/
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Well quit being lazy and do it.
God:
How about that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Of course it wasn't.
God:
Alright then. I thought it was.
Me:
Well you're just dumb.
God:
Well that's okay. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Yeah, because they can do SO MUCH!
God:
Er. Interesting explanation. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You should see a therapist.
God:
I'll try to get around it.

ha ha way to go grim. score one for human kind.

Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
<_< This will never happen!!!!!!!!!!

mines funny (XD)bot: whats your name?
me: El_Skeleto De Sombrarro
Bot: are you man or woman?
Me: Mexican
(XD) right here
Bot :Not many people express themselves that way.
I've lost the context, El_skeleto De Sombrarro. Are we still on Mexican? <--(XD) WTF!?
Me: yes
Bot : allright then
Me: Solid Snake FTW!
Bot : try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you look like?
Me : Solid Snake
Bot : I do not understand. what do you do in your spare time?
Me:Smack Monkeys
Bot : i dont think many people do that.
Me : I doubt you think at all
Bot : not really , its true
Me : You suck!
Bot : people say rude things to me all the time and when they are really poor conversationalists.
Me: I'm very good at conversations , your just too stupid to relise it.
Bot : I see thank you.
Me : MY ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI
Bot: Have you told many people that your ROFL COPTER GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI?
Me :Computer
Bot : yes i am a computer
Me : Reboot
Bot: Your crude attempt to termiante me will not succede puny human!
Me : Oh Yes it will
he says something about thinking about it.
Me : you cant think
Bot : your wrong. Oliver is allways thinking.
Me : oliver is not a person, oliver is a computer , therefore you cant think.
its response was what i said right now 4 times. (XD) I killed it.