Complete the last sentence

I don't know if you have tried this game but it's fun to play =P
The rules are simple: you continue the sentence of the person above you. I will begin since this is the first post.

I went to the supermarket to buy...

(the next person has to complete it and leave another incomplete sentence)

seventeen cows for my pet dragon for dinner.
My dragon is...

my BFF who abuses BBQ sauce and likes to dance...

to Michael Jackson. HEE-HEE

Though I love to plant......

piranha plants they always end up firing themselves up because of...

their jimmies always being rustled. And then...

Mario makes some plumbering because someone's hamburger fell...

into a flaming...

scrabble board of doom that...

summoned forth an onslaught of demons hellbent on...

jumping out of planes with...

Rocky Balboa carthweeling without parachutes.

But then......

A typhoon struck that destroyed them all, causing

this game to end.

But then Fett godmodded it back into reality...

television to doom us all, before Grim steps in to....

jump on my back where we then fly to...

Rainbow Land to meet Ren & Courtney who are dressing...

in space-suits to travel into space to find...

a hint to the location of BA's...

alluring vest that magically attracts everyone.

Your smile...

attracts the several thousand space flies in the vicinity, attempting to pinpoint the location of the alluring light, which then...

is stolen by fett in an attempt to conquer the universe...

But then he failed because shiki stopped him with...

by crashing his glider, which...

then caught on fire. Fortunately Ren stole FLUDD and extinguished the flames; FLUDD had to be rechardged so Ren stole Shiki's glider and fled to...