Stop me if you've heard this one
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Stop me if you've heard this one
Okay I gotz a joke
Here goes
There was a flat-chested woman who went to the local Doctor and complained that her breast were too small. She asked Dr. Smith about anything for breast enlargement, and the doctor replied, "Yes there is one thing you can do," he says, "Every morning when you wake up before you go to work, massage your breasts and say "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies" And I guarantee results will be very satisfying." So the woman goes home and for at least 2 months does as the doctor told and was satisfied with the results. Well, one day on the bus she realized she hadn't done the exercise and, afraid her breasts would shrink, she gets up in the middle of the bus, massasges her breasts and says outloud, "scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies" the man who sat next to her said "D you go to that local docter, Dr. Smith?" She replies, "Why... erm, yes. How did you know". The man then says " Hickory dickory dock."
Punch line? Figure it out when u finish it XD
Heard it first on youtube, and googled it later and now here it is XD
Hope I got a laugh outta someone
Here goes
There was a flat-chested woman who went to the local Doctor and complained that her breast were too small. She asked Dr. Smith about anything for breast enlargement, and the doctor replied, "Yes there is one thing you can do," he says, "Every morning when you wake up before you go to work, massage your breasts and say "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies" And I guarantee results will be very satisfying." So the woman goes home and for at least 2 months does as the doctor told and was satisfied with the results. Well, one day on the bus she realized she hadn't done the exercise and, afraid her breasts would shrink, she gets up in the middle of the bus, massasges her breasts and says outloud, "scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies" the man who sat next to her said "D you go to that local docter, Dr. Smith?" She replies, "Why... erm, yes. How did you know". The man then says " Hickory dickory dock."
Punch line? Figure it out when u finish it XD
Heard it first on youtube, and googled it later and now here it is XD
Hope I got a laugh outta someone
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Re: Stop me if you've heard this one
Ba dum pssh!
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