Corrupt-a-Wish

This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

I wish for a bologna and cheese sandwich.

Granted but its rotten and you have no bread
I wish for giant tv

you get a giant TV, but it came with no power cord.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but aliens attack our world while it's vulnerble, thus ending mankind as we know it.

I wish for a Banana Phone.

Granted but its a bannana
I wish for a new post

darthjawafett wrote:Granted but its a bannana
I wish for a new post

Granted, but it rickrolls you.

I wish for the end of piracy.

granted but all the pirating movies has ended
I wish for Nintendo Entertainment System

Granted, but it has a bad habit of spontaneously launching the game cartridges at your face.

I wish for a good Sonic game.

Granted But it is just a disc that says good sonic X
I wish for Windows Vista

Granted, but your computer is a Mac. (O NOEZ)

I wish for a virtual-reality video game system.

granted, but you get stuck in the game.

I wish for nothing to happen

all plant, animal life, and all natural elements in the world completely freeze in time, leaving BA stuck in a world where nothing ever happens


i wish 4 the next poster to not make the post hes about 2 make

Granted, but I wrote a different answer than I was going to.

I wish for a GIANT FRIKKIN LAZER!

Granted but it fires its lazr at you!
I wish for an arow

Granted, but it's a child-friendly arrow with a round, rubber tip.

I wish for a Milky Way bar.

granted, but given to you in liquid form

i wish for the world

Granted, but it's overrun with zombies.

I wish for a chinese tapestry for my room.

Granted but we live in AMERICA!!!!!! :agree:


I wish for Papa John's most delicous pepperoni pizza ever made.

Granted, but I run in and steal it before you get to have any. (XP)

I wish for a new Zelda game.

Granted but all scrated up and doenst even play


I wish for a pony (hehe)

Granted, but it rapes you in your sleep every night.

I wish for the end of spam.

Granted but there is still wat we consider spam but it isnt called spam anymore

I wish for a sig

Granted, but it has a picture of your ex-girlfriend on it.

I wish for some pasta.

granted but its all moldy

i wish for world peace

Granted, but I've already granted that wish before, thus negating it.

I wish I wish I was a fish.