Super Smash Bros Brawl {REVENGE OF THE SANDBAGS}

flys back (I CAN FLY NAO, THANKS) andflip spikes dfett into the earths core

*climbs out**strikes shiki to the ground* *he turns into a trophy*
*kicks shiki to the wall of hyrule**not touching the trophy disk*
*continues to Mushroom kingdom*

a nearby sandbag waddled by and saw my trophy, he quickly ran and freed me saying "i should have come sooner, my leige" THATS RIGHT, THE SANDBAG KING STAND BEFORE YAH. once dfett got to mushroom kingdom, THE WHOLE SANDBAG ARMY KILLED EVERY SINGLE DFETT DECOY LEAVING SHIKI TO TELEROUNDHOUSE DFETT THEREBY SNAPPING HIS NECK LIKE A TWIG

*pit comes and hits shiki with an arrow*
*turning him into a trophy*
*breaks the shiki trophy*
*which sends him to subspace*

the trophy is put together by PAULETENA GASP, meanwhile pit slits dfetts throat

*wario turns pit into a trophy*
*then fires at the near by sandbags*

*drinking Diet Coke on a Nearby Chair*
Sephirothj1:Heh i <3 skipping battles.
*Touches Pit trophy and it fixes*
Sephirothj1:what now?

*breaks warios firering and throws him at seph*

Name: Rocky "Funky" Road

Player: Sonic


Location: Emerald Green Zone

me: Sonic's the name, Speed's my Game

*Catches Wario saving Seph,*
ME: What are they suing as Basballs these days?XD You okay seph?
Seph: Ya. I'm fine. THERE COMES MORE SANDBAGS

*jumps up and comes down slamming them into the great blue yonder*

noooo, dont hurt teh sanbags, screams zelda
:TELEROUNDHOUSES THE SANDBAG ASSAILENTS, DFETTS THE EVIL ONE, THE SANDBAGS ARE DEFENSELES.
IT WASNT A SANDBAG THAT HIT MARIO WITH A BAT... IT WAS DFETT
nayfire winds dfett and stomps him into on comming traffic

Dfett: ow i didnt hurt them wario fired at them *points*

but u are leading an insurgent army after my people POINTS TO SANDBAGS

Dfett: I WAS ON MY WAY TO MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHEN I GOT ATTACKED!

*sigh*
*Grabs a Movie and shows it to everyone*
Sephirothj1:If you guys see the movie will yall shuddup?
*Turns on movie*

*watching movie*
NOOOO POP CORNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws movie away and attacks shiki and the sandbags*

*grabs them and smashes there heads together and they turn into trophies*
*Grabs Cell phone*
Sephirothj1:Ya its me i turned em' into trophies.
???:Good return to base and Part 2 will begin
Sephirothj1:K
*Teleports*

*sees him leave* >_> o great * more sandbags come and sent me into the halberd

*looking at darth*
Sephirothj1:Enjoying your time in Prison my rat?

Me: Shut up and get me out of here

name:kirbyownsyou97
character:Kirby(that's right the other kirby is a fake)
location:DREAMLAND

Sephirothj1:I don't think my boss would like that...would he?

Darthjawafett:Erm...no?

Sephirothj1:GOOD!!! We do make quite delectable Breakfast...but the Lunch and dinner might not taste good...heh
*Leaves and 2 sandbags guard the cage*

*sticks sword in air and slices the two sandbags*
*escapes the halberd*
*running to dreamland*

*In Engine Room*
Sephirothj1:He won't get away that simple...
*10 Sandbags appear*
Sephirothj1:You guys will follow him to Dreamland. Don't let him see ANY of you.
Sandbags:Yes sir. (Who knew they talked XD)
Sephirothj1:But he can kill you guys easy i shouldve done this to the other guards.
*Makes the Sandbags gigantic and teleports them to Dreamland*
Sephirothj1:Phase 3 will soon start and the age of the Sandbag will Commence...

*reaches dream land*
*sandbags beat me up until*
*luigi shows up and gives both of them a mini mushroom twice*
*steps on both of the sandbags killing them*
*continues to kirby*

TELEPORTS OUT OF THE RIFT....... WTF WHATS WITH THE HUGE TREE. a pink puffball runs past me and asks for my help. "a savage psycopath is coming for me" he told me, "help me please" he said with a scared look on his face. when his assailent showed up, i quickly identified it as dfett and burst out laughing. THEN I FLICKED DFETT INTO OBLIVION..... where he would be forever tormented. i then transported the puffball named koy into a magical protective zone that no one that i dont want to enter can enter. its indestructable btw